
Lonenely sigma
Future "username-o-plasty" candidate
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"...well... we can always go for some coffee?"
-we sure can... does thursday work good for you?
"It sure does!"
That was me and the girl I like irl, setting up a date.
Well, I figured, I will have to look absolutely perfect when we go out. All flaws will have to be hidden by then.
HOW ABOUT I GET A RHINOPLASTY BEFORE WE GO OUT? ITS ONLY MONDAY AFTER ALL!
The problem was, I only had 21 euros to my name, so I could only afford rhinoplasty in Bangladesh.
So I somehow get to Bangladesh, get under general anesthesia and fall asleep.
I woke up with the nose that looked like this:
I was like, wtf is this??? Why do I have a huge pimple-like structure on my nose now???
"Ohhh you see... beauty standards are different here."
I literally broke down in the dream, it was scary
-we sure can... does thursday work good for you?
"It sure does!"
That was me and the girl I like irl, setting up a date.
Well, I figured, I will have to look absolutely perfect when we go out. All flaws will have to be hidden by then.
HOW ABOUT I GET A RHINOPLASTY BEFORE WE GO OUT? ITS ONLY MONDAY AFTER ALL!
The problem was, I only had 21 euros to my name, so I could only afford rhinoplasty in Bangladesh.
So I somehow get to Bangladesh, get under general anesthesia and fall asleep.
I woke up with the nose that looked like this:

I was like, wtf is this??? Why do I have a huge pimple-like structure on my nose now???
"Ohhh you see... beauty standards are different here."
I literally broke down in the dream, it was scary