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I remember on a date I said I had to pee and stop at a gas station and she giggled so hot and sexy and said “wait just go in my mouth just kidding” and laughed more

Next week I was getting my asshole tongue fucked.
 
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“Stop, why are you doing this to me? Please, stop, I’m begging you!”

Resistance only makes me harder. :ogre:
 
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Thats kinda hot tbh. Mine was when the nurse who had to take my blood wanted a sperm sample all of a sudden 😂😂. She was like alr bimaxlaser if you cant cum into this cup right here itll have to go in my mouth
 
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can i borrow a pencil? whats your name again?
 
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you broke my heart
 
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Thats kinda hot tbh. Mine was when the nurse who had to take my blood wanted a sperm sample all of a sudden 😂😂. She was like alr bimaxlaser if you cant cum into this cup right here itll have to go in my mouth
Hell nahh u been watching too more porn lying ah 😂
 
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hard to pick one tbh
 
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I remember on a date I said I had to pee and stop at a gas station and she giggled so hot and sexy and said “wait just go in my mouth just kidding” and laughed more

Next week I was getting my asshole tongue fucked.
We were watching a movie at her house, and I asked her about the director, and she said “I don't know, I just want to have sex”.
 
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never had a girl say anything hot to me ever.

so I guess it's probably something like: 'Moggergaston is kinda cute' :hnghn:
 
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never had a girl say anything hot to me ever.

so I guess it's probably something like: 'Moggergaston is kinda cute' :hnghn:
Mogger. No one ever tell me I’m cute
 
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Im good kisser and im expert at sex
 
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never had a girl say anything hot to me ever.

so I guess it's probably something like: 'Moggergaston is kinda cute' :hnghn:
how, you literally dated a supermodel iirc
 
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how, you literally dated a supermodel iirc
I mean she never said anything -hot- to me ever. Just some compliments like: 'If I saw you walking down the street, I would stare at you.'

but I don't see how that is 'hot'.
 
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I remember on a date I said I had to pee and stop at a gas station and she giggled so hot and sexy and said “wait just go in my mouth just kidding”
That was a keeper
 
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I mean she never said anything -hot- to me ever. Just like some compliments like: 'If I saw you walking down the street, I would stare at you.'

but I don't see how that is 'hot'.
She's probably too narcy to say so to sub-gigachad ngl
I feel like women don't wanna giga compliment or simp for sub-chads, it's so brutal
 
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Me: In the back of the class, rowdy and obnoxious like I was every class
Teacher: Addresses me by my first name and tells me to stop or we will have a one on one after class
Me: As the badboy I didn't stop
After class: We fuck and she is screaming my first name throughout the act and orgasming repeatedly & her ass was huge 😌
 
But for real my gf want me moan during sex. Its turn her on hard..
 
Me: In the back of the class, rowdy and obnoxious like I was every class
Teacher: Addresses me by my first name and tells me to stop or we will have a one on one after class
Me: As the badboy I didn't stop
After class: We fuck and she is screaming my first name throughout the act and orgasming repeatedly & her ass was huge 😌
In your dreams faggot cocksucker
 
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"Your jeans look sexy"
 
She's probably too narcy to say so to sub-gigachad ngl
I feel like women don't wanna giga compliment or simp for sub-chads, it's so brutal
At least she swallowed. Perhaps she just wasn't that good with words, more with action.
 
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At least she swallowed. Perhaps she just wasn't that good with words, more with action.
In today’s world, no one spits. They all swallow. 🍳
 
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Mogger. No one ever tell me I’m cute
I can understand what it's like to be rejected. I asked many dates to be used as their toilet for number twos. They either reacted with silence or questioned me, "Are you serious?"

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cameron diaz thinking GIF
 
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do average girls do anal with they boyfriends/dates?
High IQ girls say no. They say “why would I want something up a hole I shit from? Doesn’t make sense to me. Only faggot men like that.” But low IQ girls do it just to please the chad even if they get no satisfaction from it. For example when I put my thumb in my girls ass when I fuck her doggy, she doesn’t care. It doesn’t even feel good to her. Girls don’t like anal they just pretend to to please Chad.
So I’m an ugly weirdo
 
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I can understand what it's like to be rejected. I asked many dates to be used as their toilet for number twos. They either reacted with silence or questioned me, "Are you serious?"

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cameron diaz thinking GIF
Ah! Yes the good ol’ number two question! You wanna real reaction? Ask to be used for their number 4. It’s not vomit. It’s menstrual blood 👀 happy new year!
 
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High IQ girls say no. They say “why would I want something up a hole I shit from? Doesn’t make sense to me. Only faggot men like that.” But low IQ girls do it just to please the chad even if they get no satisfaction from it. For example when I put my thumb in my girls ass when I fuck her doggy, she doesn’t care. It doesn’t even feel good to her. Girls don’t like anal they just pretend to to please Chad.
So I’m an ugly weirdo
I mean, what feels good?

Lots of girls like pain, rough-sex. Being choked out, hit, etc. I can imagine anal is something women actually get pleasure from tbh.
 
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I mean, what feels good?

Lots of girls like pain, rough-sex. Being choked out, hit, etc. I can imagine anal is something women actually get pleasure from tbh.
Yeah only because it hurts but it doesn’t feel good in the “orgasm” type way it feels painful. And girls like pain. They wanna be raped and killed today
 
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I remember on a date I said I had to pee and stop at a gas station and she giggled so hot and sexy and said “wait just go in my mouth just kidding” and laughed more

Next week I was getting my asshole tongue fucked.
Fakecel ramblings
 
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"Choke me and fuck me" "I'm about to beat your ass then suck your dick"
 
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I want to have your children
I want to be full of you
 
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