How are you going to be spending Christmas this year?

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Will you be waking up to your gf wearing a festive onesie asking you to come downstairs and open the presents she got you?



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Will you be surrounded by your loving family eating a grand christmas roast, sharing stories about this year's successes and the bright year which awaits?

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Mark henry


Keep dreaming, incel

When you wake up in your jizz stained boxers, you'll see the same shit

The same filthy room with pornhub and looksmax still loaded up on the screen

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Aint nobody bought you any presents

Aint no gf there in a sexy Christmas outfit

Your family is already downstairs celebrating without you. Nobody bought you shit

You're irrelevant

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posting in a future sticky
 
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Will you be waking up to your gf wearing a festive onesie asking you to come downstairs and open the presents she got you?

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Will you be surrounded by your loving family eating a grand christmas roast, sharing stories about this year's successes and the bright year which awaits?

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Keep dreaming, incel

When you wake up you'll see the same shit

The same filthy room

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Aint nobody bought you any presents

Aint no gf there in a sexy Christmas outfit

Your family is already downstairs celebrating without you. Nobody bought you shit

You're irrelevant

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I will indeed celebrate Jesus with my loving thick gf surrounded by my family.
 
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It will likely go similar to last year. I will open gifts with my nuclear family, express gratitude, and then leave to go back to NYC to bang some Tinder girl. Last year I managed to get David Schwimmer's really hot ex-FWB on Christmas Day. I slow faded her. Too clingy even after the first time

Would trade it all for a hot, athletic, doting, fit girlfriend with insane faithfulness
 
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I will be spending my Christmas as always, raging about my NW7 with murder on my mind
 
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You'll get a mention in my suicide note
 
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Dancing spiderman penis


Opening up my hair system on Christmas day knowing decade long pain is finally over
 
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I’ll be spending it with my elder. They are getting old and weak lately, I want to spend as much time with them as possible. I left my hometown after highschool so normally I don’t see them often
 
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I actually will be in a relationship on Christmas for the first time
So i'll spend my Christmas day cheating on her
 
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Every day Is a party for me. JFL if you fall for hebrews' scheme
 
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I spend it with my family :Comfy:
 
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I will invite my gf to meet my family :love::love:

We will eat roasted turkey and get cozy around the fireplace:Comfy:
 
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COOMING!
 
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Can I get the @ of the girl in the video pls?
 
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not christian
but will visit majour cities/mall and see what the decoration is like,whats the vibe,how are people dressed etc and what are they doing
,at christmas,we usually bring a dry choclate cake and some fast food
 
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Open some gifts, spend time with my extended family, eat great food. Christmas mogs :Comfy:
 
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Now that Argentinian SMV is through the roof in Poland, I might get in touch with this Polish Slavic foid and ask her if she wants to come over to my country for Christmas
 
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rotting
 
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no girls but we usually just go drinking with the guys
 
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prolly listen to all my Deathspell Omega collection, watch the kings speech then watch the colin firth kings speech with family or just fuck off to egypt
 
Except there is nobody downstairs.
 
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Male life as sub chad is brutal
 
The day of retribution is coming buddy boyos
 
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Christmas will be like every other day. My family does not celebrate anything.
 
Will you be waking up to your gf wearing a festive onesie asking you to come downstairs and open the presents she got you?

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Will you be surrounded by your loving family eating a grand christmas roast, sharing stories about this year's successes and the bright year which awaits?

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Keep dreaming, incel

When you wake up in your jizz stained boxers, you'll see the same shit

The same filthy room with pornhub and looksmax still loaded up on the screen

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Aint nobody bought you any presents

Aint no gf there in a sexy Christmas outfit

Your family is already downstairs celebrating without you. Nobody bought you shit

You're irrelevant

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Suifuel thread

At least drop the reddit source for the video son
 
Jokes on you. I’m gonna jack off to pornhub they got that Boxing Day sale. Who’s laughing now
 
Unwrap my life size doll of Tyler Maher.
 
Lifting weights by myself.
 
Going to go skiing at Courchevel with the family.
 
So brutal. But its true
 
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I have to come in at work during Christmas
 
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I’ll stay in my flat like every other day.

My gift to the world, to save them from their disgust at seeing an incel.

I already bought myself £2k of “presents” (read - NTmaxxing shit) in Black Friday anyway.
 
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stopped being funny the millionth time
 
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Will you be waking up to your gf wearing a festive onesie asking you to come downstairs and open the presents she got you?

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Will you be surrounded by your loving family eating a grand christmas roast, sharing stories about this year's successes and the bright year which awaits?

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Keep dreaming, incel

When you wake up in your jizz stained boxers, you'll see the same shit

The same filthy room with pornhub and looksmax still loaded up on the screen

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Aint nobody bought you any presents

Aint no gf there in a sexy Christmas outfit

Your family is already downstairs celebrating without you. Nobody bought you shit

You're irrelevant

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ANOTHER BRUTAL THREAD EVISCERATING CORTISOL INTO OUR MINDS

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touched me deeply with "girlfriend part" (i will never have a loving girlfriend)



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hehe but it's fine, at least I have my roids, hehe (I am on verge of mental collapse right now)

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it is truly fucking over for me this christmas, just spending it with mother who hates me and younger brother who is incel in the making and doesn't respect me

Theoden


new years eve? Everyone got their own social circle to spend that special day with

me?

probably playing Stalker, again, just like next year



another banger thread from @forevergymcelling truly brutal as fuck, it is so over... not even T injections can save me

Breakdown
 
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