How attractive would Hurricane Kirk be as a human?

[Xangsane]

Hurricane Kirk	Satellite | Buoys | Grids | Storm Archive​
...KIRK STRENGTHENS INTO A CATEGORY 4 MAJOR HURRICANE... ...LARGE SWELLS COULD REACH THE U.S. EAST COAST BY SUNDAY... 5:00 PM AST Thu Oct 3 Location: 21.1°N 46.7°W Moving: NW at 12 mph Min pressure: 945 mb Max sustained: 130 mph

 

[Xangsane]

@n9wiff @TheLookInYourEyes @TechnoBoss @LancasteR

 

[Xangsane]

JFL AT THE PSL LINGO @Jova

 

[Xangsane]

@PsychoH

 

[ElTruecel]

Why aren’t you talking about the current hurricane that caused a lot of damage past few weeks

 

[Xangsane]

Why aren’t you talking about the current hurricane that caused a lot of damage past few weeks

Did many times:

HELENE IS A BBC/ETHNIC-ONLY FRENCH SLUT WHO FUCKED ALMOST 100 COCKS

Hurricane Helene Meteorological history Category 4 major hurricane Overall effects Helene at peak intensity just prior to landfall in the Big Bend region of Florida late on September 26 Formed September 24, 2024 Extratropical September 27, 2024 Dissipated September 29, 2024...

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HOW STRONG DO YOU THINK HELENE AND HER HURRICUSSY WILL GET?

Way too much shit to post about her https://looksmax.org/threads/helene-will-destroy-tampa-next-week.1161249/

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HELENE WENT ER ON DAVID GANDY (bridge)

JUST LIKE THE STINKY PAJEET LAST YEAR https://www.fox13news.com/news/hurricane-helene-gandy-bridge-reopens.amp

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HELENE’S HURRICUSSY JUICES CAUSES $100 BILLION DAMAGE

Helene says “Fuck the West and Fuck Israel”

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HELENE WILL DESTROY TAMPA NEXT WEEK

I'M DEAD SERIOUS

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[Xangsane]

For reference here is the automatic Dvorak ADT estimate all cat 5 hurricanes in the last 10 years.

Beryl (2024) = CI 6.9 / raw T# 7.0 / ADT intensity 928mb, 137kt
Lee (2023) = CI 6.8 / raw T# 7.0 / ADT intensity 930mb, 135kt
Ian (2022) = CI 6.9 / raw T# 7.2 / ADT intensity 922mb, 137 kt
Lorenzo (2019) = CI 7.1 / raw T# 7.3 / ADT intensity 914mb, 143 kt
Dorian (2019) = CI 6.4 / raw T# 6.5 / ADT intensity 936mb, 125 kt
Michael (2018) = CI 7.2 / raw T# 7.4 / ADT intensity 909mb , 146 kt
Maria (2017) = CI 7.1 / raw T# 7.3 / ADT intensity 922mb, 143 kt
Irma (2017) = CI 7.3 / raw T# 7.4 / ADT intensity 915mb, 149 kt
Matthew (2016) = CI 7.0 / raw T# 7.4 / ADT intensity 924mb, 140 kt

And some hurricanes that peaked at 135 kt.

Sam (2021) = CI 6.6 / raw T# 6.7 / ADT intensity 939mb, 130 kt
Iota (2020) = CI 7.0 / raw T# 7.5 / ADT intensity 922mb, 140 kt
Jose (2017) = CI 6.3 / raw T# 6.4 / ADT intensity 942mb, 122 kt
Joaquin (2015) = CI 6.5 / raw T# 6.7 / ADT intensity 928mb, 127 kt

And Eta just because it's my profile picture

Eta (2020) = CI 7.3 / raw T# 8.4 / ADT intensity 917 mb, 149 kt

 

[Xangsane]

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Hurricane Kirk	Satellite | Buoys | Grids | Storm Archive​
...KIRK STRENGTHENS INTO A CATEGORY 4 MAJOR HURRICANE... ...LARGE SWELLS COULD REACH THE U.S. EAST COAST BY SUNDAY... 5:00 PM AST Thu Oct 3 Location: 21.1°N 46.7°W Moving: NW at 12 mph Min pressure: 945 mb Max sustained: 130 mph

 

[Sprinkles]

Htn

 

[Xangsane]

Htn

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why htn?

 

[Sprinkles]

why htn?

he has good swirlies but they could be larger and more majestic like jovas

 

[Xangsane]

he has good swirlies but they could be larger and more majestic like jovas

what body would he have?

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

Bulky physique, HTN face

His SMV would be CL tbh

 

[ElTruecel]

Did many times:

HELENE IS A BBC/ETHNIC-ONLY FRENCH SLUT WHO FUCKED ALMOST 100 COCKS

Hurricane Helene Meteorological history Category 4 major hurricane Overall effects Helene at peak intensity just prior to landfall in the Big Bend region of Florida late on September 26 Formed September 24, 2024 Extratropical September 27, 2024 Dissipated September 29, 2024...

looksmax.org

HOW STRONG DO YOU THINK HELENE AND HER HURRICUSSY WILL GET?

Way too much shit to post about her https://looksmax.org/threads/helene-will-destroy-tampa-next-week.1161249/

looksmax.org

HELENE WENT ER ON DAVID GANDY (bridge)

JUST LIKE THE STINKY PAJEET LAST YEAR https://www.fox13news.com/news/hurricane-helene-gandy-bridge-reopens.amp

looksmax.org

HELENE’S HURRICUSSY JUICES CAUSES $100 BILLION DAMAGE

Helene says “Fuck the West and Fuck Israel”

looksmax.org

HELENE WILL DESTROY TAMPA NEXT WEEK

I'M DEAD SERIOUS

looksmax.org

Why do u keep talking about florida u do realize it mainly fucked over the Midwest

 

[Xangsane]

Why do u keep talking about florida u do realize it mainly fucked over the Midwest

She did. Especially North Carolina which isn’t the Midwest
Helene LOVED big white rural cock, the hungry little slut that took over 200 cocks
Even wilder than Beryl who was bbc only

 

[Xangsane]

Why do u keep talking about florida u do realize it mainly fucked over the Midwest

I’m going to make a humanised version of her

 

[Xangsane]

Bulky physique, HTN face

His SMV would be CL tbh

Why bulky and HTN face?

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

Why bulky and HTN face?

Bulky is his surrounding shape

HTN face = nice eye

 

[Xangsane]

Bulky is his surrounding shape

HTN face = nice eye

What’s making him short of chadlite?

 

[Nowiff.Belgrade]

What’s making him short of chadlite?

Asymmetry in eye

 

[Xangsane]

Asymmetry in eye

He’s getting better

 

[ForeskinCarbonAlloy]

this is very funny

 

[Xangsane]

Asymmetry in eye

You sure?

this is very funny

Why?

 

[324554802984230598]

get a job nigga

 

[noonespecial]

Wtf Kirk giga descended that's a htn now

 

[Xangsane]

Wtf Kirk giga descended that's a htn now

Here’s Kirk now

You sure?

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Why?

 

[noonespecial]

Here’s Kirk now

First and last photo looks frauded he'd look way worse in a candid

 

[Xangsane]

First and last photo looks frauded he'd look way worse in a candid

Why do you think so?
I’d wait for new pics, he didn’t peak yet

 

[noonespecial]

Why do you think so?
I’d wait for new pics, he didn’t peak yet

Lighting fraud but he'd still slay boats and beaches

 

[Xangsane]

@TechnoBoss a chadlite/chad or just HTN with body halo?

You sure?

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Why?

Kirk latest

 

[Xangsane]

Lighting fraud but he'd still slay boats and beaches

And fish of course

 

[PsychoH]

@PsychoH

mid, ernesto and humberto were the best.

 

[Xangsane]

mid, ernesto

and humberto

were the best.

Really nigga?

 

[Xangsane]

Why do u keep talking about florida u do realize it mainly fucked over the Midwest

 

[PsychoH]

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Really nigga?
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Can’t hate on either of them

 

[Xangsane]

Can’t hate on either of them

ynot

 

[PsychoH]

ynot

why would you? arent you THE huriccane enjoyer?

 

[Xangsane]

why would you? arent you THE huriccane enjoyer?

kirk latest

 

[God-himself]

I don't get this whole hurricane's being sexualized lore....does the more destructive the hurricane is equate to it being hotter if it where a human?

 

[Xangsane]

I don't get this whole hurricane's being sexualized lore....does the more destructive the hurricane is equate to it being hotter if it where a human?

No, you can be destructive and ugly. It's all about the structure and shape of the hurricane.

 

[God-himself]

No, you can be destructive and ugly. It's all about the structure and shape of the hurricane.

Oh the cleaner it is the hotter like

or so

 

[Xangsane]

Oh the cleaner it is the hotter like
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correct, with hurricanes like Gilbert and Allen being the equivalent to a Gigachad.
MTN would be Diana (1990)

What would Kirk be?

 

[God-himself]

correct, with hurricanes like Gilbert and Allen being the equivalent to a Gigachad.
MTN would be Diana (1990)

What would Kirk be?

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Beautiful...ahh

 

[Xangsane]

Oh the cleaner it is the hotter like
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JFL, they're all saying despite Kirk being a category 4, he's better looking than Matthew and Lorenzo (both of whom were category 5:

IMO that perfectly symmetrical 21C eye with a thick W-ring donut is enough evidence for a Cat 5. Hard to get something better than that, and it was better than storms that actually got a Cat 5 upgrade (Matthew, Lorenzo, looking at you).

 

[Xangsane]

Beautiful...ahh
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what rating would that be?

 

[God-himself]

what rating would that

I was wrong before..kirk looks light traid from the golden lining so this is better

David boals

 

[Xangsane]

I was wrong before..kirk looks light traid from the golden lining so this is better
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David boals

 

[God-himself]

what rating would that be?

the hurricane...9.92/10 the morph broke the scale

 

[Xangsane]

the hurricane...9.92/10 the morph broke the scale

Really?

 

[God-himself]

Really?