How big do you think Elon Musk's dick is?

[iblamechico]

I don't think he was bluffing here tbh @666PSL

 

[The Homelander]

why are yiu asking me this

 

[3links2]

5cm

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Non existent covered by his massive belly

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

3x8.5

 

[kebinGarnett]

5ish. maybe he knows Zuckerberg's size

 

[LLcel]

5

 

[666PSL]

He is african afterall so hes def packing.

 

[iblamechico]

He is african afterall so hes def packing.

He's African the same way Mbappe is french

 

[666PSL]

He's African the same way Mbappe is french

Whachu mean? Europeans always claim to be native to Africa, if they say it, I’ll take it at face value.

 

[iblamechico]

Whachu mean? Europeans always claim to be native to Africa, if they say it, I’ll take it at face value.

We're all niggers theory

 

[666PSL]

We're all niggers theory

Not what i mean but dutch claim to be native to africa

 

[Paul Allen.]

Probably not too bad, considering he banged her for over a year with no plans for commitment on either side.

 

[mrdouchebag]

He had a threesome with Cara Delevingne and Amber Heard. That cock must have been huge(or he just had a huge wallet lmao).

 

[Richard Spencer]

probably just a mediocre 4 inches like the average white guy

 

[AuraMaxxing]

I dont see it being bigger than average, his fat pad is insane like wtf is this build

 

[iblamechico]

Probably not too bad, considering he banged her for over a year with no plans for commitment on either side.

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Chicks bang the ugliest rapper niggers with no plans or commitments because of status halo

 

[Paul Allen.]

Chicks bang the ugliest rapper niggers with no plans or commitments because of status halo

That’s not some “chick” though. That’s Amber Heard, a high-status natural gigastacy. And the only other men she chose in her life were Johnny Depp and James Franco.

I’ll give Elon props where it’s due.

 

[iblamechico]

That’s not some “chick” though. That’s Amber Heard. And the only other men she chose in her life were Johnny Depp and James Franco.

I’ll give Elon props where it’s due.

That's not some dude either.

 

[Paul Allen.]

That's not some dude either.

Never said it was. But if it was just for the money, I don’t think it would have lasted a whole year. Especially since neither of them were looking for commitment.

Either she genuinely found him interesting and liked him, or Elon might be packing.

If we also factor in the threesome they had with Cara Delevingne, who knows.

 

[iblamechico]

Never said it was. But if it was just for the money, I don’t think it would have lasted a whole year. Especially since neither of them were looking for commitment.

Either she genuinely found him interesting and liked him, or Elon might be packing.

If we also factor in the threesome they had with Cara Delevingne, who knows.

It's for status and thrill. Dude was an eccentric multi billionaire before Twitter and the whole Nazi thing. Guy used to sell flamethrowers ffs.

He was like irl ironman. The man who will bring humanity to mars. Tha status was crazy.