how big do you think messi's cock is?

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he is a turbomanlet, but a latino and has been given all kinds of substances as a kid to not end up as a midget (literal)

been thinking about this all day because his wife is fuckable af
 
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BotchedbyTaban :feelskek:
 
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6.4 minimum
 
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Mogger though
 
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He also has some Croatian ancestry and they’re known to be hung so maybe a thick 7 inches uncut with big balls and a thick bush. I imagine it curves slightly upwards with a rock hard election which shows his partners he’s large and in charge.
 
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He also has some Croatian ancestry and they’re known to be hung so maybe a thick 7 inches uncut with big balls and a thick bush. I imagine it curves slightly upwards with a rock hard election which shows his partners he’s large and in charge.

what's a croatia
 
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@wsada
 
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straightest org user
 
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Very small. He needed a fuckton of growth hormone and is still small.
 
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A country in the balkans

1735757304954
 
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You mean how small? I believe smaller than an ant
 
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manlet = 90% dicklet so 4.5 inches
 
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he was on gh as a kid so that probably grew his dick i would say between 6-7 inches
 
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He also has some Croatian ancestry and they’re known to be hung so maybe a thick 7 inches uncut with big balls and a thick bush. I imagine it curves slightly upwards with a rock hard election which shows his partners he’s large and in charge.
bro went in detail
 
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Average football "Enthusiast"
 
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holy fuck.

I should print this 50 times and put it everywhere in my home and office. it would motivate me better than watching peterson's and tate's ramblings
 
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GOAT of futball definitely has HORSE cock
 
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