
CelestialEmpire
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For reference daddy owns a PE fund (UMM, think 7-10B latest flagship fundraise) and I interned at a SMHF last summer. I was pulling mad bitches at the bars (think Phebe's, SoHo House) whenever we went out for happy hour since a 6'10 WASP Chadlite in a suit and Rolex = tera halo.
However my one problem is that my hedge fund is so prestigious that girls don't recognize where I work. Obviously it's not pedestrian plebeian place like Citadel, but rather under-the-radar places like Tiger Global/Viking/Lone Pine. Thus I can't capitalize on the finance bro halo unless I downgrade to a less WASP-y and more DEI-focused mainstream fund or bank.
It's really unfortunate because I keep seeing "finance bro huzz" references on TikToks made by Aryan stacies but unfortunately foids are too low IQ for me to get a halo.
However my one problem is that my hedge fund is so prestigious that girls don't recognize where I work. Obviously it's not pedestrian plebeian place like Citadel, but rather under-the-radar places like Tiger Global/Viking/Lone Pine. Thus I can't capitalize on the finance bro halo unless I downgrade to a less WASP-y and more DEI-focused mainstream fund or bank.
It's really unfortunate because I keep seeing "finance bro huzz" references on TikToks made by Aryan stacies but unfortunately foids are too low IQ for me to get a halo.