How big of a halo is being in finance

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For reference daddy owns a PE fund (UMM, think 7-10B latest flagship fundraise) and I interned at a SMHF last summer. I was pulling mad bitches at the bars (think Phebe's, SoHo House) whenever we went out for happy hour since a 6'10 WASP Chadlite in a suit and Rolex = tera halo.

However my one problem is that my hedge fund is so prestigious that girls don't recognize where I work. Obviously it's not pedestrian plebeian place like Citadel, but rather under-the-radar places like Tiger Global/Viking/Lone Pine. Thus I can't capitalize on the finance bro halo unless I downgrade to a less WASP-y and more DEI-focused mainstream fund or bank.

It's really unfortunate because I keep seeing "finance bro huzz" references on TikToks made by Aryan stacies but unfortunately foids are too low IQ for me to get a halo.
 
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@chrishell we just found him

the chad we were looking for

6'10 WASP Chadlite trust fund baby
 
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For reference daddy owns a PE fund (UMM, think 7-10B latest flagship fundraise) and I interned at a SMHF last summer. I was pulling mad bitches at the bars (think Phebe's, SoHo House) whenever we went out for happy hour since a 6'10 WASP Chadlite in a suit and Rolex = tera halo.

However my one problem is that my hedge fund is so prestigious that girls don't recognize where I work. Obviously it's not pedestrian plebeian place like Citadel, but rather under-the-radar places like Tiger Global/Viking/Lone Pine. Thus I can't capitalize on the finance bro halo unless I downgrade to a less WASP-y and more DEI-focused mainstream fund or bank.

It's really unfortunate because I keep seeing "finance bro huzz" references on TikToks made by Aryan stacies but unfortunately foids are too low IQ for me to get a halo.
not a halo being in finance. Over ur gonna get mogged to the astral realm :lul::lul: fucking over for u. Your going to see henry cavril types in suits. Will suck for a low MTN like yourself
 
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Blue collar mogs
 
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not a halo being in finance. Over ur gonna get mogged to the astral realm :lul::lul: fucking over for u. Your going to see henry cavril types in suits. Will suck for a low MTN like yourself
im chadlite and suitmaxxed
IMG 8778
 
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A big halo tbh
1.5-2 irl points at least
 
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miring ramus and masseters dumbass? also im looking down so my chin looks recessed but i have tera chin projection in motion
big masseters are a flaw and u have something wrong with jaw or something where i can tell that u have fucked up teeth. Get braces asap. I can tell my brother even when he has mouth closed that he has braces.
 
It doesnt matter if your in finance. The guys your thinking of in the stereotype have the genetics for everything you want. They were good looking and aware from a young age, played sports and were popular, went to football games, graduated highschool and everyone knew him, has an instagram with tons of posts, joined a frat at the big university in his town, is dating a htb whos socialmaxxed, and will graduate with a shit GPA just to work for his dad.

I grieve everyday that I didn't find the blackpill at a young age but I can't look in the past and I had a very happy childhood growing up. My life would probably be completely different had I gained awareness in middle school.

NT is law
 
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For reference daddy owns a PE fund (UMM, think 7-10B latest flagship fundraise) and I interned at a SMHF last summer. I was pulling mad bitches at the bars (think Phebe's, SoHo House) whenever we went out for happy hour since a 6'10 WASP Chadlite in a suit and Rolex = tera halo.

However my one problem is that my hedge fund is so prestigious that girls don't recognize where I work. Obviously it's not pedestrian plebeian place like Citadel, but rather under-the-radar places like Tiger Global/Viking/Lone Pine. Thus I can't capitalize on the finance bro halo unless I downgrade to a less WASP-y and more DEI-focused mainstream fund or bank.

It's really unfortunate because I keep seeing "finance bro huzz" references on TikToks made by Aryan stacies but unfortunately foids are too low IQ for me to get a halo.
you claimed 6’3 in your yacht thread what’s going on
 

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