swaggerdoodle
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What are sutures? Sutures are cracks in the skull that allow thumbpulling thumbpushing, and zygopushing to be effective. Now what if you add more cracks to the skull by bonesmashmaxing? you add suture-like cracks around the skull to make facepullmaxing techniques effective.
How to bonesmashmax:
-Get your friends to control a wreaking ball. Then, stand on top of a building. After that, make sure your friend correctly adjusts the wreaking ball to match the height of your face. Make sure its not too low otherwise your nuts will get hit, and not to high to where your forehead gets grazed. God forbid you get a scar on your head.
-SLAM THE WREAKING BALL TO YOUR FACE
-This Technique ensures you gets enough microfractures in the skull, which then can be expand like sutures when thumbpulling
-Now that you where this committed to looksmaxing, Gandy will reincarnatemax you into a 6'5 a10 eyed chadlite, But you will spawn in the slums of mumbai
How to bonesmashmax:
-Get your friends to control a wreaking ball. Then, stand on top of a building. After that, make sure your friend correctly adjusts the wreaking ball to match the height of your face. Make sure its not too low otherwise your nuts will get hit, and not to high to where your forehead gets grazed. God forbid you get a scar on your head.
-SLAM THE WREAKING BALL TO YOUR FACE
-This Technique ensures you gets enough microfractures in the skull, which then can be expand like sutures when thumbpulling
-Now that you where this committed to looksmaxing, Gandy will reincarnatemax you into a 6'5 a10 eyed chadlite, But you will spawn in the slums of mumbai
