How can FunkyFlamingo ascend?

[Deleted member 50491]

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my thoughts are hair straightening but idk

 

[Deleted member 29651]

Death

 

[Deleted member 50491]

Death

over

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Face transplant.

 

[moggathon]

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my thoughts are hair straightening but idk

he cant

 

[sportsmogger]

by shaving his cheekbones down and getting gonion implants, also getting a supra implant

 

[panfacemogger]

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my thoughts are hair straightening but idk

going to a psychiatrist probably

 

[WanderingBurro]

He would unironically look a lot better with straight hair.

And maybe if he frauded a more natural eye colour. (god this morph is old wtf is that neck, ignore it)

 

[Krakowski]

He would unironically look a lot better with straight hair.

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mirin

 

[wsada]

Buccal fat removal he should alienmaxx

 

[Deleted member 50491]

He would unironically look a lot better with straight hair.

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And maybe if he frauded a more natural eye colour. (god this morph is old wtf is that neck, ignore it)

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@FunkyFlamingo

 

[shabby890]

Only person that would benefit from buccal fat removal

 

[PointOfNoReturn]

his neurodivergence holds him back the most

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

his neurodivergence holds him back the most

Agreed tbf.

 

[Deleted member 50491]

@FunkyFlamingo there is a chemical treatment you can do to your hair to soften the curls and make it less retarded looking
also train neck

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@FunkyFlamingo there is a chemical treatment you can do to your hair to soften the curls and make it less retarded looking
also train neck

Brooo my neck is mirin. I've been training it for a year. I am just not thick.

 

[Deleted member 50491]

Brooo my neck is mirin. I've been training it for a year. I am just not thick.

are you sure?

 

[ItsOver999]

Brooo my neck is mirin. I've been training it for a year. I am just not thick.

Those vertical lines r such a failo, its what old people get

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@FunkyFlamingo there is a chemical treatment you can do to your hair to soften the curls and make it less retarded looking
also train neck

Imma just straighten it with straightener.

 

[Deleted member 50491]

Those vertical lines r such a failo, its what old people get

hes just doing sum weird shit with his neck i can do it too

 

[Deleted member 50491]

Imma just straighten it with straightener.

you say that but you havent done it yet

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

View attachment 2538787 are you sure?

Jesus christ. You could literally see that I am lean but bloated as fuck. Jfl
But that's bad angle. Everyone will have thin neck that way

 

[ItsOver999]

hes just doing sum weird shit with his neck i can do it too

Yeah ik it doesnt normally look like that but i cant even make my neck look like that

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Those vertical lines r such a failo, its what old people get

Those are called neck muscle. Old people get it just because of sag. I dint have saggggg

 

[edodalic29]

 

[Banasura]

Buccel fat makes him have a weird face shape so rounding it out would instantly bump him up, doesn’t help his hair style choice makes this shape worse cause the sides aren’t thinner,

 

[jagmogs1000]

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my thoughts are hair straightening but idk

pray