How can i become Jewish?

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Please if anyone can help me or also wants to become Jewish you are invited to reply this tread
If there is a Jew or someone that knows how to become one, what would the first steps be and what would the complete process be?
What are the most importants things to have in mind in order to become Jewish?
Thanks
 
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u cant become jewish unless u reincarnate but the jews probably have something to stop that to and make u reincarnate into a dalit , its over . but i too wish i was jewish . u can still become an elite in theory but its very difficult , need much shekel + devotion to the jewish schemes like kalergi plan . give me any ideas i can discuss , move to PMs if it gets serious .


 
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u cant become jewish unless u reincarnate but the jews probably have something to stop that to and make u reincarnate into a dalit , its over . but i too wish i was jewish . u can still become an elite in theory but its very difficult , need much shekel + devotion to the jewish schemes like kalergi plan . give me any ideas i can discuss , move to PMs if it gets serious .



Argentinas president "became" Jewish so idk
 
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Jfl if you think even being born a jew gets you anywhere

To get any benefits you need to be at the top 1% of them
 
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u cant become jewish unless u reincarnate but the jews probably have something to stop that to and make u reincarnate into a dalit , its over . but i too wish i was jewish . u can still become an elite in theory but its very difficult , need much shekel + devotion to the jewish schemes like kalergi plan . give me any ideas i can discuss , move to PMs if it gets serious .



For a holy man this guy is ugly as sin.
 
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honestly , best u can do is understand the jews ... but even this is hard , their exoteric mask conceals their true motives and thinking . just conspiracytheoristmax , will drive u insane but u can evade the conspiracies with enough effort . ive been connecting the dots and i see the patterns , my consciousness is unlocking power to create reality
 
read the Qabalah tho modern jews have mostly forgotten this
 
u cant become jewish unless u reincarnate but the jews probably have something to stop that to and make u reincarnate into a dalit , its over . but i too wish i was jewish . u can still become an elite in theory but its very difficult , need much shekel + devotion to the jewish schemes like kalergi plan . give me any ideas i can discuss , move to PMs if it gets serious .



Also maybe i was thinking about getting in a jewish high school but they literally dont accept non born Jews in ANY of them high schools.
For me the best would be to:
First step: Lean Hebrew
Second Step: Read the most ancient or non modified Torah you can find, it has to be in hebrew
Third Step: Read the most ancient or non modified Qablah you can find, it has to be in hebrew
Fourth Step: I dont really know, maybe this is the step where you talk to a Rabbi to become a Jew, you have to get circumsiced sadly
Fifth Step: Establishing Jewish connections and maybe entering in some Masonic clubs.
 
send link , that is cope
literally just serach Argentinas president Religion and when did he convert, he literally converted some months before winning the elections i thought you were "higher iq" to understand that every politician is Jewish
 
Also maybe i was thinking about getting in a jewish high school but they literally dont accept non born Jews in ANY of them high schools.
For me the best would be to:
First step: Lean Hebrew
Second Step: Read the most ancient or non modified Torah you can find, it has to be in hebrew
Third Step: Read the most ancient or non modified Qablah you can find, it has to be in hebrew
Fourth Step: I dont really know, maybe this is the step where you talk to a Rabbi to become a Jew, you have to get circumsiced sadly
Fifth Step: Establishing Jewish connections and maybe entering in some Masonic clubs.
nigga that all good but u must deceive them , they are not warm and accepting to outsiders just cuz u copied them ... u gotta beat the jew at his own game ... larp jew and fake the records

literally just serach Argentinas president Religion and when did he convert, he literally converted some months before winning the elections i thought you were "higher iq" to understand that every politician is Jewish
nigga i already did im perfectly aware , im saying its a psyop . have u been in the jewish groups and seen the jews accept him truly , or is it only political ? think , bro, or explain something im missing ....
 
nigga that all good but u must deceive them , they are not warm and accepting to outsiders just cuz u copied them ... u gotta beat the jew at his own game ... larp jew and fake the records


nigga i already did im perfectly aware , im saying its a psyop . have u been in the jewish groups and seen the jews accept him truly , or is it only political ? think , bro, or explain something im missing ....
Yes, he has already been seen with lots of very importants jews and went to the kotel with Donald Trump
 
literally just serach Argentinas president Religion and when did he convert, he literally converted some months before winning the elections i thought you were "higher iq" to understand that every politician is Jewish
he could have already been jewish , then they act like he converted

yeah every politician is jewish in one way or another , that is true . but not pure and fully jew
 
Jfl if you think even being born a jew gets you anywhere

To get any benefits you need to be at the top 1% of them
yes this is very true also but even the non top 1% jews have lots of succes, i know an average guy who is jewish but like only because his parents are he doesnt seem to know anything about politics or economics but he still has managed to have 30k followers in his insta page and to be a very recognized teenager
 
Jfl if you think even being born a jew gets you anywhere

To get any benefits you need to be at the top 1% of them
there is a pattern , each jew is like a cell in a parasites smaller body . each goyim is like a cell in the host body . biology repeats itself , or u could say reality is a fractal ... or perhaps an artefact of our interpretation ...

well guess what , the jewish parasite has the certain strategy of inducing cancer , AKA shitskins . the goyim will fall , the jews win in this war of extremely sophisticated deception

the jewish way of being selective even among their own people is exactly what is needed for a group to maintain its integrity , the opposite of being unconditionally accepting . they hide behind their mask of deception and scheme in their esoteric occult together , "muh 6 million of us " while they rewrite history and use language itself as a magick conspiracy ...
 
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there is a pattern , each jew is like a cell in a parasites smaller body . each goyim is like a cell in the host body . biology repeats itself , or u could say reality is a fractal ... or perhaps an artefact of our interpretation ...

well guess what , the jewish parasite has the certain strategy of inducing cancer , AKA shitskins . the goyim will fall , the jews win in this war of extremely sophisticated deception

the jewish way of being selective even among their own people is exactly what is needed for a group to maintain its integrity , the opposite of being unconditionally accepting . they hide behind their mask of deception and scheme in their esoteric occult together , "muh 6 million of us " while they rewrite history and use language itself as a magick conspiracy ...
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to be politician you must be jew are you retard by any chance
actually yes , ive been retardmaxxing , even made post on it i believe . being retard has infact been programmed into my subconscious at birth . my IQ is falling , but my power is increasing
 
there is a pattern , each jew is like a cell in a parasites smaller body . each goyim is like a cell in the host body . biology repeats itself , or u could say reality is a fractal ... or perhaps an artefact of our interpretation ...

well guess what , the jewish parasite has the certain strategy of inducing cancer , AKA shitskins . the goyim will fall , the jews win in this war of extremely sophisticated deception

the jewish way of being selective even among their own people is exactly what is needed for a group to maintain its integrity , the opposite of being unconditionally accepting . they hide behind their mask of deception and scheme in their esoteric occult together , "muh 6 million of us " while they rewrite history and use language itself as a magick conspiracy ...
The jews cant do anything to you if you live in wilderness. In fact its their biggest fear
 
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They're just people trying to survive with everything you own. People shouldn't hate superiority. Kissing the ring isn't so bad.
 
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Please if anyone can help me or also wants to become Jewish you are invited to reply this tread
If there is a Jew or someone that knows how to become one, what would the first steps be and what would the complete process be?
What are the most importants things to have in mind in order to become Jewish?
Thanks
First thing to do is suck the blood out of a babys circumcison scar for hasheem and marry a black women.
 
Please if anyone can help me or also wants to become Jewish you are invited to reply this tread
If there is a Jew or someone that knows how to become one, what would the first steps be and what would the complete process be?
What are the most importants things to have in mind in order to become Jewish?
Thanks
oy to the vey, vey to the oy!!
 
Please if anyone can help me or also wants to become Jewish you are invited to reply this tread
If there is a Jew or someone that knows how to become one, what would the first steps be and what would the complete process be?
What are the most importants things to have in mind in order to become Jewish?
Thanks
become a muslim instead
 
You need to join a Chassidim community but it’s not easy
 

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