How can I cope with my subhuman face

[godslonelyman]

I'm going to see my e-oneitis soon and I have a little time left to improve my appearance.

I bought minoxidil to use for my eyebrows and eyelashes (I think it will work in a month and a half)
red Vaseline for my lips so they are full and bright
then I plan to buy an electric toothbrush and go through all the dental treatment procedures. my teeth will be crooked like a picket fence, but they will be white and healthy.
also at the end of all this I will pump out the lymph from my face with an insulin syringe.

what else could you advise?

 

[Orc]

only thing that moves the needle significantly in a short amount of time is losing weight rapidly.

 

[rira1]

using my mind reading capabilities i can see u have a slightly recessed maxilla , thin lips , and a flat chin. its over bro

 

[hawk2]

Makeup

 

[White_Bwoi]

It sounds lil too extreme tbh, like Orc said, weight loss is going to have an impact, dress sharp (don't overdo it tho)

 

[godslonelyman]

only thing that moves the needle significantly in a short amount of time is losing weight rapidly.

I'm 177/70, my internet Asian gf is 152/39. We have a big difference in height, but she surpasses me in appearance by 1-1.5 points, approximately. maybe it's not so scary?

 

[hawk2]

I'm 177/70, my internet Asian gf is 152/39. We have a big difference in height, but she surpasses me in appearance by 1-1.5 points, approximately. maybe it's not so scary?

Get lifts and fraud 6', the best thing you can do by far

 

[Sovvton]

semaglutidemaxx and overdose a bit it worked wonders for me

obviously do it at your own risk, i DO NOT recommend it

 

[godslonelyman]

using my mind reading capabilities i can see u have a slightly recessed maxilla , thin lips , and a flat chin. its over bro

I have an undefined gonial angle, a weak jaw and crooked teeth, as well as an incorrect bite. I am beardmaxx now

 

[godslonelyman]

Get lifts and fraud 6', the best thing you can do by far

I'll come to her house and I'll have to take off my shoes, in any case the difference in height is 25 centimeters

 

[hawk2]

I'll come to her house and I'll have to take off my shoes, in any case the difference in height is 25 centimeters

Just don't overdo it, use something like AF1's that most people know lift you and play it off, the difference will be too minor to even notice

 

[hawk2]

I have an undefined gonial angle, a weak jaw and crooked teeth, as well as an incorrect bite. I am beardmaxx now

Become a fag and cutecelmax

 

[godslonelyman]

semaglutidemaxx and overdose a bit it worked wonders for me

obviously do it at your own risk, i DO NOT recommend it

Thank you, but I am not fat

Become a fag and cutecelmax

I am hairy slavnigger

 

[Youㅤ]

I'm experimenting with innovative facepulling method with weight

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do this for hours every day face improve

 

[godslonelyman]

I'm experimenting with innovative facepulling method with weight

looksmax.org

do this for hours every day face improve

Its for neck I think. But why you need to destroy your teeth?