how can i drink and drive safely?

[Deleted member 7076]

the boys wanna have a drink tonight, no girls

how am i supposed to drink with them but get home without drunkn driving?

i wish i could teleport tbh

 

[Deleted member 9670]

walk home

 

[Deleted member 7076]

walk home

i told my parents that im not drinking so if i walk home, they will know 100% that i drank

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Manslaughter’s me

 

[Deleted member 12303]

See you on best gore

 

[justadude]

just dont get absolutely blitzed

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Manslaughter’s me

no im not driving home drunk

but i want to drink

i think i will use a syringe and draw the alcohol from my blood as i leave the house to go home

 

[Deleted member 12669]

Get completely drunk and then crash the car so you die

 

[Deleted member 7076]

just dont get absolutely blitzed

have you ever drove on alcohol? im high inhib to do it tbh and its raining really heavy and night time rn

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Get completely drunk and then crash the car so you die

no, thats irresponsible, what if i hit someone

 

[Deleted member 5185]

If you drink and drive you should just kill yourself right now.

 

[Deleted member 12669]

no, thats irresponsible, what if i hit someone

At least you will be on the news

 

[Deleted member 2403]

no im not driving home drunk

but i want to drink

i think i will use a syringe and draw the alcohol from my blood as i leave the house to go home

 

[Deleted member 7076]

If you drink and drive you should just kill yourself right now.

you're right

 

[Deleted member 7076]

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do you have any advice ?

 

[Deleted member 5185]

you're right

Can't you just take a cab?

 

[Deleted member 12002]

You're either good at it or you're not. If you can drive past the cops and not attract their attention when you're so inebriated that you can't even walk, then you'll be alright. Only one way to find out, but I wouldn't recommend it.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Can't you just take a cab?

its just cause my parents will know that i was drinking if i do that

 

[Deleted member 5185]

its just cause my parents will know that i was drinking if i do that

they're gonna find out either way unless you say you're doing a sleepover lol

 

[Deleted member 7076]

You're either good at it or you're not. If you can drive past the cops and not attract their attention when you're so inebriated that you can't even walk, then you'll be alright. Only one way to find out, but I wouldn't recommend it.

im super good at driving sober but i have no clue about drunk

 

[Gonthar]

Drink no-alcohol beer and cocktails. But if you also want to feel good and have fun, snort some coke or meth or take other drugs that don't influence your driving ability.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

coke or meth

mirin2234 be like

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

the boys wanna have a drink tonight, no girls

how am i supposed to drink with them but get home without drunkn driving?

i wish i could teleport tbh

Uber bro

 

[warpsociety]

Best way ever is to be heavier so the alcohol has more body to cover

drink water and just pace yourself, but also maybe get an Uber and don’t try at all if ur super sloshed

 

[quakociaptockh]

Ask the foid to drive. That's what I usually do.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Ask the foid to drive. That's what I usually do.

jfl theres no foids here tn, just a nice drink with the boys

besides, foid + driving + drank + raining + night = car crash chance of 100%

 

[DownSyndromeBBC]

I wouldn't recommend drink driving in California. Especially the Isla vista area.

 

[Deleted member 2214]

You can’t. I mean you specifically, no offense, but this could apply to any .ax member.

 

[Deleted member 7076]

You can’t. I mean you specifically, no offense, but this could apply to any .ax member.

why me specifically

 

[Deleted member 2214]

why me specifically

Cause you’re not 18tyo.