how can i fake sleep apnea

[omegatard]

my father is a dentist, i dont NEED a bimax but i definitely want one since it’s quite hard nowadays to have goon development. im not 18 either.
how can i fake sleep apnea well wnough in order for people to believe me and give me bimax

 

[inversions]

ask ur dad

 

[omegatard]

ask ur dad

my father wont help me get surgery just for looks brah

 

[vincentzygo]

Sleeping pills + alcohol

 

[omegatard]

Sleeping pills + alcohol

u tryna kill me

 

[ybuyhgui]

my father wont help me get surgery just for looks brah

doubt you'd go through with bimax anyway. It’s not the quick and easy surgery you think it is. Just go the implant route, usually gets better results visually anyway

 

[omegatard]

doubt you'd go through with bimax anyway. It’s not the quick and easy surgery you think it is. Just go the implant route, usually gets better results visually

even a 12yo could get bimax for sleep apnea, but nobody under 18 could get implants

 

[vincentzygo]

doubt you'd go through with bimax anyway. It’s not the quick and easy surgery you think it is. Just go the implant route, usually gets better results visually anyway

Stg implants are overhyped

Usually looks uncanny and obvious

 

[vincentzygo]

even a 12yo could get bimax for sleep apnea, but nobody under 18 could get implants

Just bonesmash/DIY filler

 

[omegatard]

Just bonesmash/DIY filler

bonesmashing has so much evidence yet so much against it..+ if i get a bruise my parents will think i be fighting

 

[ybuyhgui]

but nobody under 18 could get implants

unless you’re 15 or under rn you won’t even fully recover from bimax by the time you’re 18 anyway. There’s usually about 3 months wait time, then 6 months braces, then surgery, with one year for full result

Stg implants are overhyped

Usually looks uncanny and obvious

chin implants look natty 99% of the time, same for zygos if you aren’t retarded and go for one that's huge. You can also combine it with calcium fillers to soften implant edges and create natty results

 

[omegatard]

unless you’re 15 or under rn you won’t even fully recover from bimax by the time you’re 18 anyway. There’s usually about 3 months wait time, then 6 months braces, then surgery, with one year for full result

chin implants look natty 99% of the time, same for zygos if you aren’t retarded and go for one that's huge. You can also combine it with calcium fillers to soften implant edges and create natty results

ig i just have to live as a fuckass mtn till i turn 18.
if i even turn 18.
i wish i was chad so i could have confidence.

 

[ybuyhgui]

i wish i was chad so i could have confidence.

unfair world but at least we aren’t indians

 

[omegatard]

unfair world but at least we aren’t indians

yeah saar luckilily am italian saar