How can I gain two inches of height in less than two months

[narcissist_volcel]

So school’s gonna be back in session soon and as we all know height standards have rapidly increased in the last few months so much so that if you are not at least 6’5 as a man in 2024 there is no point in living and you should either LDAR or rope. Im 6’3 right now so I need to get to at least 6’5 so I can fraud the rest with lifts. Link the best threads im not asking for much

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Boots & lifts.

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Im 6’3 right now

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Boots & lifts.

I want to be 6’5 barefoot so I can supplement with boots and lifts afterwards

 

[raleqtambrobret]

I want to be 6’5 barefoot so I can supplement with boots and lifts afterwards

You must be a new breed of subhuman to be an incel at 6'3, just end it at this point.

 

[Imretarded?]

So school’s gonna be back in session soon and as we all know height standards have rapidly increased in the last few months so much so that if you are not at least 6’5 as a man in 2024 there is no point in living and you should either LDAR or rope. Im 6’3 right now so I need to get to at least 6’5 so I can fraud the rest with lifts. Link the best threads im not asking for much

try break your legs

It's called leg lengethening surgery

it'll hurt, like walking on broken eggs

But you'll be hot, women will flirt with fury

 

[narcissist_volcel]

You must be a new breed of subhuman to be an incel at 6'3, just end it at this point.

Not an incel. Just not a slayer

 

[LevantinePsycho]

Inject HGH into your penis

 

[narcissist_volcel]

try break your legs

It's called leg lengethening surgery

it'll hurt, like walking on broken eggs

But you'll be hot, women will flirt with fury

Not crippling myself for max 3 inches bhai Isnt there some chiropractor or shaman that can give me two inches naturally jfl

 

[Imretarded?]

Not crippling myself for max 3 inches bhai Isnt there some chiropractor or shaman that can give me two inches naturally jfl

Come on man, think of the bitches my guy

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Inject HGH into your penis

Send tutorial vid bhai

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Come on man, think of the bitches my guy

Bitches don't like disproportionate cripples

 

[Imretarded?]

Bitches don't like disprorportionate cripples

how do you know, they might let you suck their nipples

 

[asdvek]

Well, I know you aren't 6'3. You should've said I'm 5'7, how can I become 5'9, we wouldn't judge you. If u were 6'3 truly u wuodldnt ask to increase height

 

[narcissist_volcel]

how do you know, they might let you suck their nipples

Nigger wtf are you saying

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Well, I know you aren't 6'3. You should've said I'm 5'7, how can I become 5'9, we wouldn't judge you. If u were 6'3 truly u wuodldnt ask to increase height

Ok I lied im 5’7 how do I become average height

 

[Imretarded?]

Nigger wtf are you saying

Facts, don't get the surgery, pipe you wont be laying

 

[narcissist_volcel]

Facts, don't get the surgery, pipe you wont be laying

She keep sucking after I cum, make me go super saiyan

 

[Imretarded?]

She keep sucking after I cum, make me go super saiyan

I say, 'I'm bout to blow'
after this, a cock reconstruction, im definitely paying
My cock's in shambles, my cum, it overflow

 

[narcissist_volcel]

I say, 'I'm bout to blow'
after this, a cock reconstruction, im definitely paying
My cock's in shambles, my cum, it overflow

Best head I ever got from a relative, my cousin’s a nasty hoe

 

[Imretarded?]

Best head I ever got from a relative, my cousin’s a nasty hoe

that was fun.

but yeah, not many ways beyond surgery will increase height. maybe aromasin if your bones havent fused yet