How can I get into a video call with a facial surgeon?

[Turtle]

Or even better meet one irl? I wanna just discuss why exactly my face seems to scare the fuck out of people, I get disgusted glares from people everywhere I go and all the regulars at the gym are noticeably afraid of me and I just fucking wanna know why this is happening, I like to think I'm not THAT bad looking but based on people's reactions to seeing my I'm probably unironically the ugliest cunt in my town

I'll be totally down to even pay just to have a zoom call with a facial surgeon who can tell me what needs to be done to my face so I can stop scaring people just by existing

 

[Regressive]

scare the fuck out of people

disgusted glares

noticeably afraid of me

over for scarecrow/boogymancels

 

[Gmogger]

Or even better meet one irl? I wanna just discuss why exactly my face seems to scare the fuck out of people, I get disgusted glares from people everywhere I go and all the regulars at the gym are noticeably afraid of me and I just fucking wanna know why this is happening, I like to think I'm not THAT bad looking but based on people's reactions to seeing my I'm probably unironically the ugliest cunt in my town

I'll be totally down to even pay just to have a zoom call with a facial surgeon who can tell me what needs to be done to my face so I can stop scaring people just by existing

DM me with your pics, let me take a look, I have an eye for that

 

[Gonthar]

Or even better meet one irl?

Just go and visit one at his office: "Hello, sir! You doctor...?I need surgery plz...".