How can I Profit off the Iran War?

[inyerta]

I feel like its too late for stocks and too risky for bets what else can i do to profit off this war or should i just buy stocks and prepare for the next one (possibly Taiwan)
@Jason Voorhees

 

[incelincel]

fly there, and sell instant noodles.

 

[Centurion_Hunter]

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I feel like its too late for stocks and too risky for bets what else can i do to profit off this war or should i just buy stocks and prepare for the next one (possibly Taiwan)
@Jason Voorhees

By fucking some iranian milf and making her start OF

 

[inyerta]

By fucking some iranian milf and making her start OF

I feel like a jewish milf would be a better long term investment

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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I feel like its too late for stocks and too risky for bets what else can i do to profit off this war or should i just buy stocks and prepare for the next one (possibly Taiwan)
@Jason Voorhees

Oil and Energy Futures/ETFs obviously even if stocks feel late, oil itself is still climbing up 5-20% YTD already, but analysts see $100+ if Hormuz gets disrupted. Gold and silver are also as usual safe havens. If you want to gamble your money you could also do forex.

 

[Banned User]

Short NQ, long Gold

 

[Verdam]

you should post this in the moneymaking and success subforum

 

[inyerta]

Oil and Energy Futures/ETFs obviously even if stocks feel late, oil itself is still climbing up 5-20% YTD already, but analysts see $100+ if Hormuz gets disrupted. Gold and silver are also as usual safe havens. If you want to gamble your money you could also do forex.

Seems like china most effected, i need to wait and see how this unfolds

 

[gorgeous]

Oil and Energy Futures/ETFs obviously even if stocks feel late, oil itself is still climbing up 5-20% YTD already, but analysts see $100+ if Hormuz gets disrupted. Gold and silver are also as usual safe havens. If you want to gamble your money you could also do forex.

Thanks bro

 

[2ndAscension]

Product tankers like Frontline, Hafnia and Torm are doing very well
If the war doesn't calm down within a week or so like last time, they could rally further if rates surge

 

[2ndAscension]

General shipping is up too, Hapag Lloyd and Maersk are up 5-7%, ZIM is down a couple % despite operating on spot rates (freight insecurity = high rates), perhaps because their future is uncertain with Hapag Lloyd's buyout and the Israeli state's interests?

 

[unstable]

Oil and Energy Futures/ETFs obviously even if stocks feel late, oil itself is still climbing up 5-20% YTD already, but analysts see $100+ if Hormuz gets disrupted. Gold and silver are also as usual safe havens. If you want to gamble your money you could also do forex.

what was your first salary after college bhai?

 

[sick kunt31]

asking the real questions u sir are a true Chad blood

 

[sick kunt31]

Oil and Energy Futures/ETFs obviously even if stocks feel late, oil itself is still climbing up 5-20% YTD already, but analysts see $100+ if Hormuz gets disrupted. Gold and silver are also as usual safe havens. If you want to gamble your money you could also do forex.

this is so dark triad

 

[Luquier]

Shit time to be a broke jobless bum