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I spent all of high school and college being aspie af and I missed out on normal experiences. I was really stressed cuz of my STEM major and I had almost 100% focus on getting good grades to keep my scholarship. I also thought high GPA would mean high salary. I thought I'd be rewarded for my hard work. I thought I'd make a shit ton of money fast.
NOW I'M FUCKING WAGESLAVING with a low salary and feel so lost and depressed. I'm always tired from waking up too fucking early every damn day of the week. I skip breakfast cuz I'd rather stay in bed a little bit longer than get up to eat. But then I'm starving until lunch. I stare at a computer screen all day at work so now my vision is worse and my eyes are dry. I fight traffic for 2 hours and come home at night, having lost an entire day. This isn't living. Adulthood is BULLSHIT. There's no reward worth the sacrifice of youth. I almost wish they'd fire me so I could drive to my college campus and work on trying to hook up with prime foids to make up for lost time.
The point of this: How can I preserve my youthful looks as long as possible? I know I need to sleep more, eat healthy, and stop stressing, but any other recommendations would be appreciated. Stuff like hair and skin products (to preserve collagen). Seriously, aging terrifies me. I want to age like Tom Cruise. The lucky fuck looked 25 at 35.
NOW I'M FUCKING WAGESLAVING with a low salary and feel so lost and depressed. I'm always tired from waking up too fucking early every damn day of the week. I skip breakfast cuz I'd rather stay in bed a little bit longer than get up to eat. But then I'm starving until lunch. I stare at a computer screen all day at work so now my vision is worse and my eyes are dry. I fight traffic for 2 hours and come home at night, having lost an entire day. This isn't living. Adulthood is BULLSHIT. There's no reward worth the sacrifice of youth. I almost wish they'd fire me so I could drive to my college campus and work on trying to hook up with prime foids to make up for lost time.
The point of this: How can I preserve my youthful looks as long as possible? I know I need to sleep more, eat healthy, and stop stressing, but any other recommendations would be appreciated. Stuff like hair and skin products (to preserve collagen). Seriously, aging terrifies me. I want to age like Tom Cruise. The lucky fuck looked 25 at 35.