How can i RODEBLURmaxx?

[Beetlejuice]

Biggest mogger on the site.

@SubhumanCurrycel @NordicIranian

 

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[Deleted member 6538]

@GigaMogger get the fuck in here!

 

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[Beetlejuice]

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he is trannymaxxing now

 

[Julius]

Biggest mogger on the site.
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@SubhumanCurrycel @NordicIranian

 

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You need infinite ipd cheat

 

[GigaMogger]

First things first, forget frame, height, hand size, dick size and all that utter COPE - It's all about the face

Let's be clear, the larger your frame is, the further you are from your goal - look up the pro-ana forum if you need anymore advice in this area

Now onto the good stuff:

You need to do everything in your power to get a rodeblurrian IPD, just like the ancient androgynous God/dess Rodetep, the one who forged the Nile at both ends with a tear from each eye, such is the power of a continental IPD

Pray to Rodetep if you need guidance, drink the elixir of the Egyptian Blue Lotus of Creation to help you on your path

Next, you must pm Rodeblur to request admission into the illuminati, as he is the Pupil of the Eye of Horus, if he approves, one of his many underlings will kidnap you and take you into the initiation chamber

There isn't a man of repute on this planet who doesn't answer to Rodeblur so don't think you can just skip this step petty acolyte!

Oh? Don't believe me? Explain this:

It's time to join the winning team - it's time to RODEBLURMAXX