How can I sleep for 12 hours a day?

[Lonenely sigma]

I have to wake up at 6 am everyday... and I return home at 5pm.

I wish I could fall asleep at 6pm, after taking a shower, but I just can't do it.

I tried breathing so slowly that I get 0 oxygen to the brain, but I figured that'd be more of a passing out than falling asleep (duh)

 

[ey88]

Why would you want to sleep that much?

 

[Seba]

Thinking about mongolia calms me down and brings me to sleep and beautiful dreams, maybe try that

 

[lookingforward]

Get more tired during the day I knock out usually an hour after I get home after work

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

Bang your head against the wall

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Why would you want to sleep that much?

Bc dreams are as close as it gets to doing drugs

I make sure to eat a lot of sugar before going to bed as well, as it increases the brain activity, thus making it more likely for me to encounter my MEGAAAA MEEGAAAAAAAA CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNIIIIIII CRUSSHHHH omg with her cute mentolabial fold on her small chin

 

[ey88]

Bc dreams are as close as it gets to doing drungs

I make sure to eat a lot of sugar before going to bed as well, as it increases the brain activity, thus making it more likely for me to encounter my MEGAAAA MEEGAAAAAAAA CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNIIIIIII CRUSSHHHH omg with her cute mentolabial fold on her small chin

Just do drugs bro

 

[moredatesmorerapes]

Bc dreams are as close as it gets to doing drungs

I make sure to eat a lot of sugar before going to bed as well, as it increases the brain activity, thus making it more likely for me to encounter my MEGAAAA MEEGAAAAAAAA CUUUUUUUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNIIIIIII CRUSSHHHH omg with her cute mentolabial fold on her small chin

She’s taking dick rn
Hahaha

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Get more tired during the day I knock out usually an hour after I get home after work

Thats a good advice, and I do a bit of a physically difficult job, on top of it being an 8 hour shift. I also fell asleep at 3am last night, and yet I still can't force myself to go to bed this early

 

[Lonenely sigma]

She’s taking dick rn
Hahaha

Yeah well no shit.

I called them dreams for a reason

 

[piec]

10 mg melatonin

 

[Lonenely sigma]

10 mg melatonin

Uhm I kinda wanna make my brain do it naturally

I don't wanna get hooked on sleeping pills

 

[piec]

Uhm I kinda wanna make my brain do it naturally

I don't wanna get hooked on sleeping pills

high inhib cope wont get hooked on shit

will give u very fucked up and vivid dreams too most likely

 

[Lonenely sigma]

high inhib cope wont get hooked on shit

will give u very fucked up and vivid dreams too most likely

Sounds like a great escapism for a worthless loser like me

lemme google the prices in my EE hellhole

Alr its 30 euros, I can afford that

 

[slayy]

why would you want to sleep that much
8-9h is enough

 

[Lonenely sigma]

why would you want to sleep that much
8-9h is enough

Its my favorite escapism

 

[slayy]

Its my favorite escapism

I mean at least you don't do drugs

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Over eat

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I mean at least you don't do drugs

If I did I'd probably do dumb shit.

Sleeping mogs, you are literally unable to ruin anything as you are frozen in place for hours, and your brain plays a movie of you kissing your crush and living a normal, happy life.

 

[lookingforward]

Thats a good advice, and I do a bit of a physically difficult job, on top of it being an 8 hour shift. I also fell asleep at 3am last night, and yet I still can't force myself to go to bed this early

I do a very active job and workout 4 days a week so I come home fucking wrecked and put the phone down before bed just guitar or some warm drink and that’s it

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho2]

10 mg melatonin

That will not make you sleep 12 hours a day