How can i summon the devil?

[The Grinch]

Serious question. I need to try out all options to get rich

 

[Dhoriscol]

say devil 3 times in front of a mirror at 3 AM

 

[The Grinch]

say devil 3 times in front of a mirror at 3 AM

Speaking from experience or just repeating what you heard once on a South Park episode?

 

[foidslayer61]

Serious question. I need to try out all options to get rich

Go to india I heard there are Rituals where you Can Sell your Soul
Seriously

 

[Dhoriscol]

Speaking from experience or just repeating what you heard once on a South Park episode?

i don't watch south park that show is for jews now

 

[The Grinch]

Go to india I heard there are Rituals where you Can Sell your Soul
Seriously

I‘m not allowed to leave the country because of problems with the law

 

[foidslayer61]

I‘m not allowed to leave the country because of problems with the law

Fly in the Indians

 

[Saint]

Serious question. I need to try out all options to get rich

Ask asdvek he can get his Dalit cousin from india to cast witchcraft

 

[The Grinch]

i don't watch south park that show is for jews now

You don’t like jews? They are known for witchcraft. That’s how i know you are just a filthy little liar.

 

[Saint]

I‘m not allowed to leave the country because of problems with the law

You’re not Goatis

 

[The Grinch]

You’re not Goatis

Ok?

 

[ifconfig]

no but you can summon demons and hell hounds

 

[The Grinch]

Fuck, I won’t get help here. Close this thread, mods

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Keep worshipping foids and jerking off to femdom. It's basically the same thing

 

[The Grinch]

no but you can summon demons and hell hounds

But how? I prayed to the devil tonight by going on my knees and said I would sell my afterlife for a wordly life of pleasure and money and respect. Idk if it actually meant something thought

 

[asdvek]

Scream 666

 

[The Grinch]

I am agnostic. Prayed to god many times and of course no answer. Why not try something else?

 

[The Grinch]

Scream 666

Sure that’s gonna do anything

 

[EmperorVon]

According to schizo Christians just sign a Hollywood deal

 

[The Grinch]

@STAMPEDE @hopecel I bow down to Satan, he is my god. I reject the god who created me, he rejected me too. Maybe he will help me get rich and happy in this fucked world

 

[asdvek]

Sure that’s gonna do anything

Spiritus obscurae tenebrarum, dirumpat vitaminimici mei, fiat voluntas eius corrupta, sicut cinis in vento dispergatur

 

[Denmax]

Go into your drunk father's room and wake him up

 

[Tusseleif]

Send a mail to Hollywood

 

[The Grinch]

According to schizo Christians just sign a Hollywood deal

They want people with talent (I don’t have that) and that’s Bullshit, celebrities go broke all the time as soon as they aren’t liked by the people anymore, it’s all business, no higher power involved apart from their labels and managers

 

[hopecel]

@STAMPEDE @hopecel I bow down to Satan, he is my god. I reject the god who created me, he rejected me too. Maybe he will help me get rich and happy in this fucked world

I thought you earn 4k euros a week in Deutschland, vella?

 

[The Grinch]

I thought you earn 4k euros a week in Deutschland, vella?

Not anymore. I am broke now and full of debt

 

[EmperorVon]

Not anymore. I am broke now and full of debt

Debt maxing is the method, dale wilson showed us the way, now just have a kid so you can abandon them

 

[hopecel]

Not anymore. I am broke now and full of debt

time to mafiamaxx