How come I can't go a day without eating chocolate?

[apocalypse]

I frequently get in a state of great distress
Eating some chocolate helps a lot

 

[Whatever]

Because chocolate has two things that are addicting, sugar and caffeine.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Chocolate is healthy for you

 

[New Poster]

Chocolate just gets stuck to my teeth and upsets my stomach. Never got the hype.

 

[hopecel]

I frequently get in a state of great distress
Eating some chocolate helps a lot

start buying fruits instead of goyslop sweets

I used to be disgusted by chocolate when I was eating healthy sugars but since I went carnivore I have insane sugar cravings so I eventually have to buy that garbage like an actual mentally ill brainwashed slave disconnected from nature

 

[apocalypse]

Chocolate just gets stuck to my teeth and upsets my stomach. Never got the hype.

Very strange to get it stuck to your teeth ngl it should melt away very quickly from body temperature

 

[Gonthar]

I frequently get in a state of great distress
Eating some chocolate helps a lot

 

[New Poster]

Very strange to get it stuck to your teeth ngl it should melt away very quickly from body temperature

ofc it melts, but it forms like a film in your mouth. Feels like I need to brush my teeth afterwards or I'm going to get a million cavities

 

[apocalypse]

I would definitely have fallen into the chocolate river like that fat piece of shit in in Willy Wonka's factory, except I could swim in it

 

[Nick.Harte]

Lack self control

 

[apocalypse]

Lack self control

It can't be that simple
It's not like everyone else craves chocolate as much as me but just ignores the craving using self control
They don't get the craving in the first place
Something is amiss with me to get these craving

 

[Nick.Harte]

They don't get the craving in the first place

You get the cravings because you like it, and you want more of it. Next time when you get these cravings, don't consume chocolate, and it should go away.

 

[Manletmachine]

Kinobody eats dark chocolate all the time

 

[apocalypse]

Kinobody eats dark chocolate all the time

I don't like dark chocolate
That's for adults
I'm developmentally stunted and only like sweet milk chocolate

 

[Manletmachine]

I don't like dark chocolate
That's for adults
I'm developmentally stunted and only like sweet milk chocolate

Over. Dark chocolate mogs

 

[Gonthar]

I would definitely have fallen into the chocolate river like that fat piece of shit in in Willy Wonka's factory, except I could swim in it

What about that Indian guy in the parody Epic Movie - he thinks it's a chocolate river, but it's actually the sewer line.