how come I found car keys in the park?

[Deleted member]

should i sneak in at night? r8pe then steal the car and drive off? or leave that piece of shit key dogshit brand ion remember the name of

 

[Petsmart]

Hmm its a ford car key, nah bro they definitely aint shit if they drive ford just leave those crusty ass keys

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Take it for a drive and put it back without them noticing

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah lil bro threw his own keys on the ground and took a pic

 

[Deleted member]

Nah lil bro threw his own keys on the ground and took a pic

nigger I don’t have a license

 

[Vermilioncore]

nigger I don’t have a license

Nah don’t call me nigger take that shit back lilbbro

 

[Deleted member 58285]

Nah don’t call me nigger take that shit back lilbbro

Yeah take that shit back buddy or youll be in big trouble @astatine

 

[Nick.Harte]

Nah lil bro threw his own keys on the ground and took a pic

Smart ass

 

[Nick.Harte]

nigger I don’t have a license

Threw your friend’s keys then

 

[OldRooster]

some creepy gay guy has dozens of such sets of keys, jizzes on them, then leaves them in public locations where men are likely to 'find' them. Did you notice any creepy dude watching or filming you when you found the keys?

 

[fuxkdakikez]

stacy left her keys in the park to let chad break into her house and rape the shit out of her, fulfilling her lifelong desires in the process

 

[Deleted member]

stacy left her keys in the park to let chad break into her house and rape the shit out of her, fulfilling her lifelong desires in the process

tales from jb wattpad fantasy

 

[Deleted member 46979]

i accidentally went into someone else's car before that used my key. i'm not sure it would have started, i should have tried. it was like the scene from samurai where delon had a huge ring of keys that he used for stealing citroens