How come no one just watches porn in the background like they do with a tv show or a movie?

[Vermilioncore]

Like you never heard of someone buying food and going home and browsing the hub for a good long video to watch and click play and just start eating while watching it and then just go on your phone and chill while it plays in the background.

Or just invite someone over and have dinner with a porn video on the tv in the background


How come no one ever thought of that?

 

[i believe in angels]

lmao this reminds me of scene in american psycho where Bateman is talking to one of his side chicks on the phone and theres porn playing on his TV in the background, lowkey hilarious and yet nobody talks about this scene

 

[Vermilioncore]

lmao this reminds me of scene in american psycho where Bateman is talking to one of his side chicks on the phone and theres porn playing on his TV in the background, lowkey hilarious and yet nobody talks about this scene

You think he got off the phone and sat down with some ramen and played PUBG and stroked his shi and blew ropes across the room?

 

[iwillascend2025]

I wanna make my own porn and jerk of to it tbh

 

[Vermilioncore]

I wanna make my own porn and jerk of to it tbh

One time I filmed myself stroking my shit then stroked to the video

 

[1385]

Like you never heard of someone buying food and going home and browsing the hub for a good long video to watch and click play and just start eating while watching it and then just go on your phone and chill while it plays in the background.

Or just invite someone over and have dinner with a porn video on the tv in the background


How come no one ever thought of that?

I used to do that, play video games on one screen and browse reddit porn. Then I'd forget I'd have it open and it would play on the side over and over

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to do that, play video games on one screen and browse reddit porn. Then I'd forget I'd have it open and it would play on the side over and over

Nigga reached peak Goondom

 

[sick kunt31]

cus my pelvic muscles are too weak and i have to change like 10 underwears with precum

 

[Vermilioncore]

cus my pelvic muscles are too weak and i have to change like 10 underwears with precum

just wear em soaked up like it’s a water park

 

[manhattanbound]

Like you never heard of someone buying food and going home and browsing the hub for a good long video to watch and click play and just start eating while watching it and then just go on your phone and chill while it plays in the background.

Or just invite someone over and have dinner with a porn video on the tv in the background


How come no one ever thought of that?

i do this sometimes, i dont watch porn alot tho

 

[rape]

Like you never heard of someone buying food and going home and browsing the hub for a good long video to watch and click play and just start eating while watching it and then just go on your phone and chill while it plays in the background.

Or just invite someone over and have dinner with a porn video on the tv in the background


How come no one ever thought of that?

nigga because everyone would start gooning. u cant casually watch porn without ur dick ending up in ur hand

 

[car12345]

Like you never heard of someone buying food and going home and browsing the hub for a good long video to watch and click play and just start eating while watching it and then just go on your phone and chill while it plays in the background.

Or just invite someone over and have dinner with a porn video on the tv in the background


How come no one ever thought of that?

i did that a few times ngl

 

[sick kunt31]

just wear em soaked up like it’s a water park

it feels weird and nasty