How come shaking hands with people is autistic now?

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I offered to shake hands while being introduced with a foid.
She said "ooh so formal".
It's over for my autism.
 
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Autism really shining through here if you took that as anything more than a lighthearted tease
 
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Autism really shining through here if you took that as anything more than a lighthearted tease
She saw it as non-NT
Or she wouldn't have said anything
 
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Nowadays you have to sniff her anus
 
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You should have kissed her cheek, not shake her hand like she was a dude.
 
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You should have kissed her cheek, not shake her hand like she was a dude.
shit like this makes me realise why half this forum are incels
 
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You mean it's good or bad to kiss foids on the cheek when meeting?
please dont do that its very creepy

also stop calling them foids
its women/girls saar
 
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I always shake hands with people
It’s literally appreciated since you acknowledge their existence
 
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I offered to shake hands while being introduced with a foid.
She said "ooh so formal".
It's over for my autism.
You should have replied: "Well, I don't usually do this with all girls, but you look like a proper lady...".
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Normie type shit
 
Even shaking hands nowadays is se7en as non NT

Mb auto correct SEEN not se7en
 
I once shaked her hamd got told i should hug her wtf
 
Only if you're ugly, girls will avoid if you try to kiss them on the cheek.

but thats a film and completely detatched from reality

still creepy imo
 
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but thats a film and completely detatched from reality

still creepy imo
No, it happens in real life too...It happened to me something similar, a popular girl came once in college class, she started to go around hug and kiss people on the cheek, I waited my turn and when she saw me her smile vanished and she was like: "Ohh.....I forgot about you...Umm....yeah, sure come here..." then she gave me a quick mercy kiss on the cheek, it felt awkward and condescending.
 
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1 instance lol

It's not
 
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Same. I met a girl and before we parted ways I got her number and went to shake her hand and it killed the whole vibe. Like I was some kind of cringe pickup artist or something.
 
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Girls want hugs for introduction
 
Same. I met a girl and before we parted ways I got her number and went to shake her hand and it killed the whole vibe. Like I was some kind of cringe pickup artist or something.
You are supposed to hug not shake hand
 
You are supposed to hug not shake hand
Na it was too soon for that. Would have been creepy. Maybe I just initiated the handshake wrong.

She was low ltb and I went on a date with her and I texted her after saying it was fun and she ghosted me :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
Na it was too soon for that. Would have been creepy.
No girls hug anybody as introduction/goodbye. I've hugged girls that were complete strangers because they were leaving the party I was at.
 
No girls hug anybody as introduction/goodbye. I've hugged girls that were complete strangers because they were leaving the party I was at.
Legit? I'll try that then. I'm just scared of being labelled a creep. I'm a loner and have no one to defend my character.
 
Legit? I'll try that then. I'm just scared of being labelled a creep. I'm a loner and have no one to defend my character.
I look low trust (have been told I look scary/creepy by foids before) and I got away with it in places where I had no friends so was a loner too
 
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I'm always uncertain as to whether I should kiss a girl on the cheek or just shake hands with her. I usually wait for her to take the initiative.
 
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It is formal and gay
 
You mean it's good or bad to kiss foids on the cheek when meeting?
Women prefer men to man up. If it's your first time meeting her, you go in and kiss her.
 
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She saw it as non-NT
Or she wouldn't have said anything
Depending on how she said it she might have been flirting with you. A shame we will never know
 
u should only shake hands with guys
 
Where I live it's normal
 
I offered to shake hands while being introduced with a foid.
She said "ooh so formal".
It's over for my autism.
Yeah thats weird i wouldve reacted the same as her😭 Why so formal
 
She saw it as non-NT
Or she wouldn't have said anything
If she didn’t say anything this thread would’ve commented on something about her facial expression. It’s human nature to make jokes like that to ease any tension when meeting someone new.

But re-reading your thread, if you explicitly offered to shake hands like you verbally said “want to shake hands?” or anything of the sort then yeah that was mega autistic.
 
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Basically she wants to hug. And more.

Fucking chads org. I must be the only trucel here
 
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