How come the quieter and weirder I am, the more women wanna talk to me but when I’m loud and talkative they pretend I don’t exist

[Vermilioncore]

For example at concerts with my cousin I’m loud and talkative and the girls look at me like I’m pure horse cow doo doo shit.

But at my old job I just sat there non speaking and shut off and closed off and all the girls kept trying to talk to me and get some dick from me

Why

 

[The Grinch]

They assume you’re gay, so they don’t feel threatened by you, they see in you a potential buddy

 

[Vermilioncore]

They assume you’re gay, so they don’t feel threatened by you, they see in you a potential buddy

nah buddy uses the same “they think you’re gay” quote all the time.

 

[SoundnVision]

Honestly dunno fella

 

[Vermilioncore]

Honestly dunno fella

Yeah you do faggot answer or I’ll fuck your cat to death

 

[The Grinch]

nah buddy uses the same “they think you’re gay” quote all the time.

Nah cause you literally wear makeup

 

[Vermilioncore]

Nah cause you literally wear makeup

Nahh but they literally ask me out and wanna fuck so they must want gay dick I guess

 

[LancasteR]

Nahh but they literally ask me out and wanna fuck so they must want gay dick I guess