How come there’s no movie about some girl falling in love with a short deformed monster?

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Movies like Frankenstein and Nosfetatu are dark romance movies about some slut falling in love with some giant creature. All the girls watching wish they had a similar experience.

But how come there’s no movie where the girl falls for a creature or monsters that’s small and tiny? They are always huge. There’s gotta be a movie where the slut falls in love with some evil creature that’s only 5’5

Let’s see how women react to that movie
 
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I mean, 5’5” is too tall
 
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Movies like Frankenstein and Nosfetatu are dark romance movies about some slut falling in love with some giant creature. All the girls watching wish they had a similar experience.

But how come there’s no movie where the girl falls for a creature or monsters that’s small and tiny? They are always huge. There’s gotta be a movie where the slut falls in love with some evil creature that’s only 5’5

Let’s see how women react to that movie
U think men are the same way ?
 
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Monsters inc
 
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Monsters inc
Remeber how johnny Worthington got all the pussy in that movie and mike wazoski didnt get shiiii mane i remember that fuhhh

monsters inc monster GIF by Disney Pixar
 
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theres literraly a movie abt that , The hunchback of Notre Dame
 
Remeber how johnny Worthington got all the pussy in that movie and mike wazoski didnt get shiiii mane i remember that fuhhh

monsters inc monster GIF by Disney Pixar
 
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Movies like Frankenstein and Nosfetatu are dark romance movies about some slut falling in love with some giant creature. All the girls watching wish they had a similar experience.

But how come there’s no movie where the girl falls for a creature or monsters that’s small and tiny? They are always huge. There’s gotta be a movie where the slut falls in love with some evil creature that’s only 5’5

Let’s see how women react to that movie
walt disney film GIF
 
Because tall man with wide shoulders and big rib cage = tall woman with big ass and big tits
 

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