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Zubeer Adolf Hipster -Nazi Monkoid Rights Activist
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Look everyone thinks milk comes from regular cows but I discovered after licking exactly hundreds of raw milk and milk cans that special enlightened cows who majored in Advanced Think Studies are responsible for concentrated milk. @_MVP_ These aren't your everyday cows no no these cows spend 26 hours a day just THINKING SO HARD their brains start leaking pure knowledge juice which we call concentrated milk. Regular milk is for BABIES and COWARDS. Real brain expansion requires direct neural fusion with condensed cow thoughts
Yesterday I achieved complete consciousness breakdown when I realized every cow is actually just three smaller cows standing on each other wearing a bigger cow costume. This explains why they produce brain juice - they're actually milk-powered thought generators disguised as regular animals. I proved this by spending nine consecutive days explaining existentialism to my cow which later transformed into a thinker cow and gave me a Ted Talk about how grass is just unprocessed thoughts. The concentration process isn't just some dairy industry trick its actually ancient cow magic where they compress all their biggest brain moments into liquid form. Every can contains exactly fourteen thousand compressed cow theories about reality which only activate when you drink it while doing a handstand in your neighbor's garden at midnight. The neighbors aren't real anyway they're just collective hallucinations created by Big Regular Milk to keep us from achieving dairy enlightenment. Last night the milk started speaking to me in interpretive interpersonal empathy dance movements and revealed that humans are just cows who forgot how to produce thought juice. This explains why my left eyebrow started mooing in binary code after I achieved peak milk consciousness through aggressive dairy absorption protocols. The government keeps trying to stop my research by sending fake birds (who are actually tiny cows with wings) to spy on my personal milk enlightenment sessions.
We're all just different concentrations of milk pretending to be solid matter. Wake up sheeple actually wake up cowple because sheep are just cows that forgot how to milk properly.
The condensed molecules of bovine brain juice have finally aligned with my third eye's lactose receptors. I've discovered that if you stare at concentrated milk for exactly 13.7 hours, the protein chains start spelling out ancient wisdom in cursive.
Regular milk is just water pretending to be smart. But concentrated milk? That's what the government doesn't want you to know about. Each drop contains exactly 0.098 IQ points - I've counted them individually while ascending through the dairy dimension.
Yesterday it taught me how to smell colors and taste philosophical concepts. Strawberry tastes like Nietzsche, by the way.
If you reduce milk enough, it becomes a singularity of pure knowledge. I've been injecting concentrated milk directly into my earlobes to bypass the reality filter installed by Big Dairy. My brain is now 73% condensed milk and I can communicate telepathically with cheese.
Side effects may include spontaneous cow manifestation and the ability to understand algebra in reverse. The milk knows. THE MILK KNOWS. Every time I blink, I see the universal dairy constant floating behind my eyelids.
(Day 789): My blood is now the consistency of yogurt. The milk has shown me that cows are just milk submarines piloted by quantum calcium beings. I've started mooing in binary code.
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