how could i end up with subhuman black eyes?

[karbo]

my father has light brown eyes and my mother has green eyes, and i ended up with subhuman darkest brown, literally black
fml

 

[BradAniston]

The problem isn't the color but ur eye shape

 

[Deleted member 3795]

Doesn't matter bro, you got Chad bones.
I know how you feel tho, my mother has light blue eyes. If I ended up with them, with my coloring it would've given me like an extra half a PSL point. Might invest in realistic contacts tbhbhbh

 

[karbo]

Doesn't matter bro, you got Chad bones.
I know how you feel tho, my mother has light blue eyes. If I ended up with them, with my coloring it would've given me like an extra half a PSL point. Might invest in realistic contacts tbhbhbh

nah im bloated boneless incel

 

[Deleted member 3795]

nah im bloated boneless incel

Could you post pic again? I think I remember seeing a picture of you with your friends at a party or some shit. Legit TikTok mogger.

 

[karbo]

Could you post pic again? I think I remember seeing a picture of you with your friends at a party or some shit. Legit TikTok mogger.

ah u must be talking about this pic

problem is, my front mogs my side to hell and back, and overall i dont give off slayer vibes because of my recessed chin and rounded forehead

 

[Deleted member 3795]

ah u must be talking about this pic
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problem is, my front mogs my side to hell and back, and overall i dont give off slayer vibes because of my recessed chin and rounded forehead

If your front is that good then your side can't be horrific. Front matters way more anyway.
You give off shy skater eboy slayer vibes. Perfect TikTok phenotype tbh.
Are you Hungarian?

 

[Deleted member 4464]

my father has light brown eyes and my mother has green eyes, and i ended up with subhuman darkest brown, literally black
fml

genetic recombination

 

[karbo]

If your front is that good then your side can't be horrific. Front matters way more anyway.
You give off shy skater eboy slayer vibes. Perfect TikTok phenotype tbh.
Are you Hungarian?

yeah im hungarian
idk about tiktok, those guys have typical hunter piercing pussy-wetter light eyes
ion give off the same vibe

 

[Deleted member 3795]

yeah im hungarian
idk about tiktok, those guys have typical hunter piercing pussy-wetter light eyes
ion give off the same vibe

Dude, you have all the right bones. You don't need hunter eyes to look good.
I'd bet anything you could get some JBs to follow you on TikTok at the very least. Especially since you're only 16. You'll look a lot better by the time you're 18 - 19.

 

[Over]

My eyes aren't good either

 

[Deleted member 3795]

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My eyes aren't good either

They look too intimidating, women might get scared.

 

[karbo]

Dude, you have all the right bones. You don't need hunter eyes to look good.
I'd bet anything you could get some JBs to follow you on TikTok at the very least. Especially since you're only 16. You'll look a lot better by the time you're 18 - 19.

yea thanks man, i started statusmaxxing by hosting houseparties and instamaxxing and its working tbh, my new insta pic has 4 foids commenting hearts and shit

 

[Deleted member 3795]

yea thanks man, i started statusmaxxing by hosting houseparties and instamaxxing and its working tbh, my new insta pic has 4 foids commenting hearts and shit

I'm not NT enough to have Insta jfl
mirin'

 

[Deleted member 3328]

contacts maxx

 

[Deleted member 3795]

contacts maxx

I think realistic ones cost like 500 euro tho.

 

[karbo]

contacts maxx

maybe when i leave country and start new life bro. no one wears contacts just casually for work/school

 

[Deleted member 3328]

I think realistic ones cost like 500 euro tho.

pretty sure you could get realistic looking ones for under 100 bucks

not sure tho