How did I become this way?

rambocel

rambocel

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I think I’m just gonna get a buzz but tbh. I’m not only fat, but my hair won’t grow out like it did in the first two pics, bud instead grows weirdly (as shown in the second two pics. And yes, I’m aware I’m obese.

I’ve legit become such a subhuman because of my hair and weight gain and I’m gonna rope if neither issues are resolved.

I obviously know how to take care of my weight issues, but how to I remedy the way my hair now grows? Do I just get a buzzcut and let it grow organically? I believe the reason as to why my hair grows like it does now is because I had an extremely botched hair cut in November 2020 (see very last pic).

Pls offer advice cus I’m legit on the edge of roping. My Dissension thus far has been drastic and it’s legit only going to get worse.
 

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If i let my house girls would all run after me and try to kill me, they would humiliate me and start recording my face
 
Also buzz cut doesn't seem like the right move
 
You are average looking, maybe tiny bit above when leaner, give or take.

But holy fuck you are annoying with these selfies and vids when you already know the answer.

At your looks level (mid tier normie) personality actually matters and your narcy self will be a turn off, I can speak from experience.
 
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Supplement T3, aspirin, sugar, salt, light and coffee, bro.
 
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cut the hair shorter, not a buzzcut just leave a bit on the top and cut the sides short, and let it grow out
 
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You are average looking, maybe tiny bit above when leaner, give or take.

But holy fuck you are annoying with these selfies and vids when you already know the answer.

At your looks level (mid tier normie) personality actually matters and your narcy self will be a turn off, I can speak from experience.
I have chad appeal when I’m lean bro. Source: stacies hmu asking me to rail them on tinder.

I am terribly subhuman rn (like 2 psl unironically) and my main focus is to getting back to old form. I just don’t know fucking how to remedy this hair problem. It’s literally fucking eating away at me and I’m gonna kms if it doesn’t return to how it used to be
 

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I have chad appeal when I’m lean bro. Source: stacies hmu asking me to rail them on tinder.

I am terribly subhuman rn (like 2 psl unironically) and my main focus is to getting back to old form. I just don’t know fucking how to remedy this hair problem. It’s literally fucking eating away at me and I’m gonna kms if it doesn’t return to how it used to be
You are a boneless slightly above average guy, meaning you NEED your collagen to be a slayer.

Taller chin would help you out a lot but idk if you wanna go under the knife with a chinwing. I wanna do it too as a grown up.

Also just brush you hair theory bro.
 
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cut the hair shorter, not a buzzcut just leave a bit on the top and cut the sides short, and let it grow out
I cut my hair short, and this was what the growth looked like:

Ideally it would look like the 4th picture, but it won’t grow out like that for some reason. I feel like my only option is to fully buzz and see where that takes me.
 

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I cut my hair short, and this was what the growth looked like:

Ideally it would look like the 4th picture, but it won’t grow out like that for some reason. I feel like my only option is to fully buzz and see where that takes me.
it could be the shampoo or something, thats my guess
but ngl i cant give advice on this cuz i got pin straight hair that always grows the same
 
You are a boneless slightly above average guy, meaning you NEED your collagen to be a slayer.

Taller chin would help you out a lot but idk if you wanna go under the knife with a chinwing. I wanna do it too as a grown up.

Also just brush you hair theory bro.
I love u bro. U always keep it 100. On that note tho, wtf do I do to get my old hairstyle back. Let me show you the difference my hair makes real quick, just one more time: I was at the same body fat/weight in these two pictures. I look like two completely different ppl cus hair. It’s vitally important for me.
 

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I love u bro. U always keep it 100. On that note tho, wtf do I do to get my old hairstyle back. Let me show you the difference my hair makes real quick, just one more time: I was at the same body fat/weight in these two pictures. I look like two completely different ppl cus hair. It’s vitally important for me.
Conditioner and coconut oil upwards while just growing it out.
 
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