How did I even pass my driving license test? (Story)

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So... i got up at 7 am and got coffee, run some laps around the city with my driving instructor before the exam and yadda yadda until the probe finally came. When it did, I didn't even know basic procedure because I'm retarded and don't pay attention so I didn't even know the car plate number that I was taking the exam in, but luckily for me I was passenger for another guy under the same instructor with this cop so I hadn't fucked up.

After the first guy finished (and he passed), he switched seats, and i stabbed the examinator cop in the eye with my papers when I got into the driver seat (low cognitive ability abused dog behavior), apologized in quiet low t cuck voice and he yelled at me on video (recording already began). Took 30 seconds fiddling with belt before finally taking off from place as he started bugging me to begin and was getting so angry thinking that I wanted to blind him and was ready to tax every mistake I make.

Luckily for me though, it was high traffic time and we caught a massive traffic jam at the start where we spent about 5 minutes and I drived as slowly as legally possible for the length of the ride so despite him taxing every mistake I still passed. Get fucked lmao.

Tl;dr: stabbed cop in the eye with paper files, he cried, I still passed the exam. Sorry for bad ingles
 
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I am 17, 18 in months gonna start driving soon.


How old did u start driving?
 
exo313 said:
17 with instructor 18 with license
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Why are people starting so early it’s over.



Foids in my college drive mog me they started at 16
 
flippasav said:
Why are people starting so early it’s over.



Foids in my college drive mog me they started at 16
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Tbh I'm still scared of driving to areas I'm unfamiliar with and I suck at parking in general. But it's nice to go wherever I please whenever I please
 
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exo313 said:
Tbh I'm still scared of driving to areas I'm unfamiliar with and I suck at parking in general. But it's nice to go wherever I please whenever I please
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Parking while reversing the car looks like a nightmare
 
Tbh dnr
 
flippasav said:
Parking while reversing the car looks like a nightmare
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Still is to me sometimes depending on parking location and angle and bmw e90 isn't even a long car
 
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exo313 said:
Still is to me sometimes depending on parking location and angle and bmw e90 isn't even a long car
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I can’t steer the wheel properly just to turn left or right it’s like u have to steer twice
 
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flippasav said:
I can’t steer the wheel properly just to turn left or right it’s like u have to steer twice
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Literally never heard of someone complain about steering lmfao

Also my car is automatic, heavily recommend. I passed exam on manual but auto mogs
 
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exo313 said:
Literally never heard of someone complain about steering lmfao

Also my car is automatic, heavily recommend. I passed exam on manual but auto mogs
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Auto: Is very easy all u do is switch the on button ‘D’ for drive then your good to go.



Manual: switching gears every 5 seconds for absolutely no reason what so ever. Don’t be in gear 4 when driving 25 mph or it is over for ur engine bro
 
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I thought you fail if you drive too slow
 
TRUE_CEL said:
Are you actually Romani?
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No, but my dad has gipsy pheno 100%, maybe just lighter skin than your stereotypical gipsy. I posted my pics in rating section didn't you see me
 
exo313 said:
No, but my dad has gipsy pheno 100%, maybe just lighter skin than your stereotypical gipsy. I posted my pics in rating section didn't you see me
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I didn’t. I would have said “my long lost South Asian brother” if you were Roma but you cucked me from saying this. I will check out your profile to find your picture.
 
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exo313 said:
So... i got up at 7 am and got coffee, run some laps around the city with my driving instructor before the exam and yadda yadda until the probe finally came. When it did, I didn't even know basic procedure because I'm retarded and don't pay attention so I didn't even know the car plate number that I was taking the exam in, but luckily for me I was passenger for another guy under the same instructor with this cop so I hadn't fucked up.

After the first guy finished (and he passed), he switched seats, and i stabbed the examinator cop in the eye with my papers when I got into the driver seat (low cognitive ability abused dog behavior), apologized in quiet low t cuck voice and he yelled at me on video (recording already began). Took 30 seconds fiddling with belt before finally taking off from place as he started bugging me to begin and was getting so angry thinking that I wanted to blind him and was ready to tax every mistake I make.

Luckily for me though, it was high traffic time and we caught a massive traffic jam at the start where we spent about 5 minutes and I drived as slowly as legally possible for the length of the ride so despite him taxing every mistake I still passed. Get fucked lmao.

Tl;dr: stabbed cop in the eye with paper files, he cried, I still passed the exam. Sorry for bad ingles
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Idk
 
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You look Turkish.
 
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exo313 said:
So... i got up at 7 am and got coffee, run some laps around the city with my driving instructor before the exam and yadda yadda until the probe finally came. When it did, I didn't even know basic procedure because I'm retarded and don't pay attention so I didn't even know the car plate number that I was taking the exam in, but luckily for me I was passenger for another guy under the same instructor with this cop so I hadn't fucked up.

After the first guy finished (and he passed), he switched seats, and i stabbed the examinator cop in the eye with my papers when I got into the driver seat (low cognitive ability abused dog behavior), apologized in quiet low t cuck voice and he yelled at me on video (recording already began). Took 30 seconds fiddling with belt before finally taking off from place as he started bugging me to begin and was getting so angry thinking that I wanted to blind him and was ready to tax every mistake I make.

Luckily for me though, it was high traffic time and we caught a massive traffic jam at the start where we spent about 5 minutes and I drived as slowly as legally possible for the length of the ride so despite him taxing every mistake I still passed. Get fucked lmao.

Tl;dr: stabbed cop in the eye with paper files, he cried, I still passed the exam. Sorry for bad ingles
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Regular driver license is easy to get. Commercial drivers license is legit difficult
 
exo313 said:
Gonna kill myself.
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Why? It’s a halo. Some pajeet was trying to say there that you could pass for curry. JFL he’s delusional. Now you understand how bad it is to be a Pakistani? I used to share a country with those fucks. They will even claim Jesus as one of theirs. Not even joking.
 
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TRUE_CEL said:
Why? It’s a halo. Some pajeet was trying to say there that you could pass for curry. JFL he’s delusional. Now you understand how bad it is to be a Pakistani? I used to share a country with those fucks. They will even claim Jesus as one of theirs. Not even joking.
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Because i fucking hate turks they raped my country for 400 years.

i used to look white as a kid but my nose became fat in puberty and i have gipsy moustache. Also my mom has green eyes but i dont have them and my infant sister legit has nordid pheno she is currently 6 months old and has blonde hair and blue eyes, brutal genetic recombination pill. I could've been more white.
 
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exo313 said:
Because i fucking hate turks they raped my country for 400 years.

i used to look white as a kid but my nose became fat in puberty and i have gipsy moustache. Also my mom has green eyes but i dont have them and my infant sister legit has nordid pheno she is currently 6 months old and has blonde hair and blue eyes, brutal genetic recombination pill. I could've been more white.
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I forgot about that. My bad haha.

Also babies will have blue eyes but their real eye color is decided later on. She will likely end up with brown eyes.
 
TRUE_CEL said:
I forgot about that. My bad haha.

Also babies will have blue eyes but their real eye color is decided later on. She will likely end up with brown eyes.
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At least she's a foid so I don't have to worry about getting mogged anyway.
 
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exo313 said:
At least she's a foid so I don't have to worry about getting mogged anyway.
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That’s true. Even if she was deformed she would have infinite smv later on in life. Jfl.
 
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flippasav said:
Why are people starting so early it’s over.



Foids in my college drive mog me they started at 16
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Another brutal driver licence pill. Teenage driving is indeed the most precious thing at life. If you cannot drive at the age of 16, it is over.
I miss rightfulcel...
 
LastGerman said:
Another brutal driver licence pill. Teenage driving is indeed the most precious thing at life. If you cannot drive at the age of 16, it is over.
I miss rightfulcel...
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"brutality stabbed cop-driving instructor in the eye and occularly disabled him to establish dominance and force him to pass me"
 
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zv1212 said:
"brutality stabbed cop-driving instructor to establish dominance and forced him to pass me"
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pov youre the dmv cop and this nigga climbs in your car and stabs your eye wyd
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