how did I instinctively know where to touch a girl, how to touch her, how to kiss her properly, how to fuck her etc…

[delonisliterallyme]

when I never did it before, I think all my other selves in alternative realities have to be giga slayers and I got a taste of it for a little bit, no way I knew how to “handle” a girl that well just by instinct alone

I need a new gf asap

 

[Sceptical]

sex haver ramblings

 

[delonisliterallyme]

sex haver ramblings

I haven’t had sex since july

 

[Mosh12]

@The Grinch

 

[delonisliterallyme]

@The Grinch

quick call your master like the good little dog you are
woof woof!

 

[delonisliterallyme]

tagging sexhaver @PsychoDsk

 

[Beniceandkind]

You didn't know, you just had a girl who liked you, idiot.

 

[delonisliterallyme]

You didn't know, you just had a girl who liked you, idiot.

that doesn’t make sense

 

[New Poster]

Everyone kinda sucks at first tbh

 

[The Grinch]

It‘s not rocket science, idiot

 

[delonisliterallyme]

It‘s not rocket science, idiot

yea u can fuck off

 

[The Grinch]

yea u can fuck off

Crazy how sensitive you are. Did you grow up with a single mom?

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Crazy how sensitive you are. Did you grow up with a single mom?

none of your business but I didn’t

 

[The Grinch]

none of your business but I didn’t

Interesting. Did your father neglect you?

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Interesting. Did your father neglect you?

shut up

 

[PsychoDsk]

Your dick was controlling u

Probably porn, that’s how I learned

 

[The Grinch]

shut up

"Oh my goohodd, shut up you‘re such an asshole“

 

[delonisliterallyme]

"Oh my goohodd, shut up you‘re such an asshole“

I bet u feel so alpha rn

 

[The Grinch]

I bet u feel so alpha rn

No, just amused, that’s all.

 

[delonisliterallyme]

No, just amused, that’s all.

idk why Im even talking to you

 

[delonisliterallyme]

Your dick was controlling u

Probably porn, that’s how I learned

did u and your gf make peace yet?

 

[The Grinch]

idk why Im even talking to you

I don’t know either

 

[PsychoDsk]

did u and your gf make peace yet?

no, will take a longgg time