how do I ascend?

[Iblamebones3434]

hello my fellow beautiful orgers I want to know how to ascend (without surgery) I know im mtn at best but im 6’3 so I guess it helps any tips? (srs dont tell me to rope lol)

 

[cc_7373]

Bruh why are you so asymmetric

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Bruh why are you so asymmetric

thank you bro great advice

 

[Stewart]

hello my fellow beautiful orgers I want to know how to ascend (without surgery) I know im mtn at best but im 6’3 so I guess it helps any tips? (srs dont tell me to rope lol)View attachment 3227999

Softmax

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Bruh why are you so asymmetric

kill yourself

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Softmax

Softmax

which areas particularly?

 

[looksmaxxing223]

You can start off by not having a tiktok-cel ahh username "iblame________"

 

[Stewart]

which areas particularly?

Bro take a fucking look in the mirror, your haircut is shit you've got a random fucking slit in your eyebrow, ur t shirt looks low class as fuck, the only softmaxxing does is the shitty chain you are wearing which you arent even exposing

STOP LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING INCEL

Get some trendy clothes, hair, jewellery, ear piercing, groom your ethnic eyebrows and it will ascend u hard

 

[Iblamebones3434]

You can start off by not having a tiktok-cel ahh username "iblame________"

bro i made this when I was a tiktokcel

 

[lerwaf123]

kill yourself

You are my son

 

[lerwaf123]

hello my fellow beautiful orgers I want to know how to ascend (without surgery) I know im mtn at best but im 6’3 so I guess it helps any tips? (srs dont tell me to rope lol)View attachment 3227999

post pics without lens distortion

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Bro take a fucking look in the mirror, your haircut is shit you've got a random fucking slit in your eyebrow, ur t shirt looks low class as fuck, the only softmaxxing does is the shitty chain you are wearing which you arent even exposing

STOP LOOKING LIKE A FUCKING INCEL

Get some trendy clothes, hair, jewellery, ear piercing, groom your ethnic eyebrows and it will ascend u hard

first of all fucking retard this chain is my cross which i dont show second of all retard this slit in my eyebrow is permanent because its a fucking scar third of all i dont wanna gaymaxx and get piercings and look like a prettyboy and this shirt is what I wear in bed I dont go outside with this jfl

 

[Iblamebones3434]

post pics without lens distortion

how do I do that bhai

 

[Stewart]

first of all fucking retard this chain is my cross which i dont show second of all retard this slit in my eyebrow is permanent because its a fucking scar third of all i dont wanna gaymaxx and get piercings and look like a prettyboy and this shirt is what I wear in bed I dont go outside with this jfl

You look like shit continue looking like shit i guess cause you don't wanna be gay?

Cunt you are actively making urself look worse because you don't want to get made fun of by normies that's gay as fuck if u take my advice and do what i said u will improve so much bro stop being a low IQ incel

 

[looksmaxxing223]

bro i made this when I was a tiktokcel

once a tiktok cel always a tiktokcel

 

[lerwaf123]

how do I do that bhai

Do photo using mirror like that

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Do photo using mirror like thatView attachment 3228018

I hope this isnt u boyo

 

[Iblamebones3434]

once a tiktok cel always a tiktokcel

fuck you boyo how do I even change it

 

[lerwaf123]

I hope this isnt u boyo

I wish it was me boyo

 

[Iblamebones3434]

I wish it was me boyo

bro this guy in the pic is ltn at best what do u mean wish it was you are you a subhuman?

 

[Abdullahm06]

biggest flaws are nose, philtrum and top lip

 

[lerwaf123]

bro this guy in the pic is ltn at best what do u mean wish it was you are you a subhuman?

He's chad for jbs + he's like 13 y.o and I'm 17 y.o oldcel

 

[Stewart]

I hope this isnt u boyo

that guy fucking mogs u to the grave u delusional ltn

 

[Abdullahm06]

you can try growing a mustache to make philtrum seem smaller and use volufiline on top lip (not sure if its cope or the real deal so just experiment)

 

[Iblamebones3434]

biggest flaws are nose, philtrum and top lip

yes bro I wish I could grow a beard so my philtrum would be covered plus my nose isnt that cooked irl in photos it looks horrible

 

[Iblamebones3434]

He's chad for jbs + he's like 13 y.o and I'm 17 y.o oldcel

oldcel? jfl bro we’re oldcels now?

 

[cc_7373]

how do I do that bhai

Take a pic from afar saar

 

[Iblamebones3434]

that guy fucking mogs u to the grave u delusional ltn

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Take a pic from afar saar

ok saar

 

[Abdullahm06]

yes bro I wish I could grow a beard so my philtrum would be covered plus my nose isnt that cooked irl in photos it looks horrible

you can use minoxidil to grow facial hair

 

[Abdullahm06]

grow your hair out youd look much better and have more appeal if you had longer wavy hair

 

[Iblamebones3434]

that guy fucking mogs u to the grave u delusional ltn

he looks like a short skinny lesbian shit dimorphism genuinely thought it was a girl when I first opened the pic

 

[cc_7373]

biggest flaws are nose, philtrum and top lip

Cant really comment much on those because theres lots of lens distortion making it look worse

 

[Iblamebones3434]

grow your hair out youd look much better and have more appeal if you had longer wavy hair

been thinking about it

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Cant really comment much on those because theres lots of lens distortion making it look worse

ok saar i send mirror pic in a sec saar im taking a shit

 

[EggKing]

Game over

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Game over

might be time to accept this

 

[Iblamebones3434]

Cant really comment much on those because theres lots of lens distortion making it look worse

here saar