How Do I Become a Forum Chad?

[Jase]

I want to wake up to 300+ notifications everyday and never have anyone disagree with me and always get a minimum of 9 reacts every reply.
any advice?

 

[juste]

surgery

 

[Deleted member 17531]

you don't need to be chad to be popular here
Just be funny/entertaining, have beefs with random users and then befriend them, and make random threads
Also be interesting
This is what I did to become semi popular

 

[Deleted member 22190]

I want to wake up to 300+ notifications everyday and never have anyone disagree with me and always get a minimum of 9 reacts every reply.
any advice?

Be @forevergymcelling

 

[Jase]

Be @forevergymcelling

you gave him a +1, soo its 301 now.

 

[Deleted member 2381]

Would you be interested in a forum maxxing course?

PM for more details

 

[AlexBrown84]

You either come into the league as a franchise player or a role player

Since you’re asking this question I’m guessing you’re just a role player

 

[Artemis]

I want to wake up to 300+ notifications everyday and never have anyone disagree with me and always get a minimum of 9 reacts every reply.
any advice?

Learn to FRAUD.

This is what forum Chads do.

 

[Artemis]

have beefs with random users and then befriend them, and make random threads

No wonder that wise, and handsome @Erik-Jón is our Aryan Leader

 

[the BULL]

Learn to FRAUD.

This is what forum Chads do.

bruh aren't you some 40 yo cadaver
why are you even here

 

[Bvnny.]

Be a forum gigachad (@Amnesia, @Salludon), 99th percentile personality (@geezcel, @forevergymcelling), or just be gigaautistic (@Xangsane, @8PSLcel).

 

[Artemis]

bruh aren't you some 40 yo cadaver
why are you even here

Like procrastinating on this forum...

And I am not cadaver, im 33, you Italian-larping mutt

 

[Sociobiology]

@Floda might be able to help you out with this.

 

[the BULL]

Like procrastinating on this forum...

And I am not cadaver, im 33, you Italian-larping mutt

that's too old bro you should start a family

 

[Artemis]

that's too old bro you should start a family

Fuck family.

 

[the BULL]

Fuck family.

what you gonna do
prime girls aren't interested in guys that old and sugar daddy is mostly a myth
at least you could find a decent late 20 girl to start something with

 

[Artemis]

what you gonna do
prime girls aren't interested in guys that old and sugar daddy is mostly a myth
at least you could find a decent late 20 girl to start something with

It is not an issue. I get 20-sth by paying. Also, it is actually possible to get them without paying, just more work than for younger people. Sugar daddy is not a myth, but you do not even need it if you look half-decent. Ofc it is IRL, not from tinder

Plus you re forgetting sth. I can always get a 21-year-old beautiful Russian wife ANY time after the war (since atm too risky to go there)

TL;DR fuck family

 

[the BULL]

It is not an issue. I get 20-sth by paying. Also, it is actually possible to get them without paying, just more work than for younger people. Sugar daddy is not a myth, but you do not even need it if you look half-decent. Ofc it is IRL, not from tinder

I can get late-20 ALWAYS even when im 40. I will just look good enough due to plastic surgery, and i have a good career. So this option i always have. Do not even want to care about it.

Plus you re forgetting sth. I can always get a 21-year-old beautiful Russian wife ANY time after the war, since atm too risky to go there

you're too late to get 21 yo russian buddy
russian market has been completely exploited by chads now
and all that struggle to get with younger girls doesn't even outweight the benefits
i just don't get you ppl, you never realize when it's time to put the dick on the wall

 

[Artemis]

you're too late to get 21 yo russian buddy
russian market has been completely exploited by chads now

Bro this is bullshit. I will not even argue about it. Any male with influence/cash can EASILY get a russian/ukranian top-looking young bitch. Looks do not matter as much in russia. Stop living in tinder.

and all that struggle to get with younger girls doesn't even outweight the benefits

Well, good point. I usually get older ones exactly for this reason. "muh prime JB" is autism. I leave them to the forum "Chads"

i just don't get you ppl, you never realize when it's time to put the dick on the wall

It is nice to have a variety

If i were married, would be probably masturbating in the dead bedroom

 

[Deleted member 19805]

never give up

 

[the BULL]

Bro this is bullshit. I will not even argue about it. Any male with influence/cash can EASILY get a russian/ukranian top-looking young bitch. Looks do not matter as much in russia. Stop living in tinder.

Well, good point. I usually get older ones exactly for this reason. "muh prime JB" is autism. I leave them to the forum "Chads"

It is nice to have a variety

If i were married, would be probably masturbating in the dead bedroom

you would be having stable sex with a wife + stability in your life + not worrying anymore to approach as an oldcel (women hate oldcel unless they haven't been dating for a long time), possibility of having children (as an oldcel your only purpose is to produce offspring who can carry on your genes), doing cool stuff together as a family.

 

[Artemis]

you would be having stable sex with a wife + stability in your life + not worrying anymore to approach as an oldcel (women hate oldcel unless they haven't been dating for a long time), possibility of having children (as an oldcel your only purpose is to produce offspring who can carry on your genes), doing cool stuff together as a family.

VERY very doubtful...

... so i'll pass on this "cool stuff as a family" and leave for Bangkok in winter

PS. Also 30s is NOT oldcel, you stupid Zoomer... it is "oldcel" only on Autists.org

 

[the BULL]

VERY very doubtful...

... so i'll pass on this "cool stuff as a family" and leave for Bangkok in winter

PS. Also 30s is NOT oldcel, you stupid Zoomer... it is "oldcel" only on Autists.org

it's old, unless you aren't some genetic miracle. skin starts to be rough and body deteriorates

 

[Artemis]

it's old, unless you aren't some genetic miracle. skin starts to be rough and body deteriorates

Ok bro