How do I become a Jew?

[Panzram]

Title

 

[Bryce]

Inbreeding

 

[Nome]

I don t even think it s possible if you re not ethnic

 

[jgrey080]

Seriously? Talk to ur local Rabbi, he'll reject you 3 times then take you in, expect like years of study then they chop ur foreskin off

 

[SchizoidMaxxer]

sui/reroll

 

[jgrey080]

I don t even think it s possible if you re not ethnic

When you convert you join the ethnicity some talmudic shit

 

[isegrim314]

You have to give up bacon and your foreskin. Not worth it brah

 

[3pslnoharmony]

Lack chromosomes

 

[Imaloser7754]

Title

What kind of Jew? I assume you want to be one of the top high-elite Jews.

 

[Nome]

When you convert you join the ethnicity some talmudic shit

Have you ever been told you re high T?

 

[foxinthesnow]

Seriously? Talk to ur local Rabbi, he'll reject you 3 times then take you in, expect like years of study then they chop ur foreskin off

will he suck my dick as well or do they only do that to babies

 

[jgrey080]

will he suck my dick as well or do they only do that to babies

Idk probably

 

[Elegant]

You would not be considered a "true" Jew by the majority of Jews, at least the ones that actually matter, so it's mostly just be born jewish.

 

[IraniancelV2]

You would not be considered a "true" Jew by the majority of Jews, at least the ones that actually matter, so it's mostly just be born jewish.

Just larp intelligently, fake dna test, family history etc.

 

[Elegant]

Just larp intelligently, fake dna test, family history etc.

You could "probably" get away with that if u tried hard enough, lots of time and effort though, tho it's still not even guaranteed to get anything out of it even if you eventually "become" a Jew.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Title

Unless you're solely talking about religion you can't. If you marry into a Jewish family though they'll treat you as their own. Any children you have with her will be considered Jewish by modern Rabbinical law and they will automatically have right to Israeli citizenship/passport regardless if any of their grandparents ever lived in Israel.

 

[It'snotover]

Reincarnation or realistically break your nose multiple times till it starts to morph into a beak, larp as rich, promote degeneration, be pro immigration and diversity, send some rockets on palestine

 

[Noesis]

 

[Panzram]

I know a guy that wants that and is serious about it. He is following Noahide laws lmao. He does not tell me anything, but his friend is my best friend and he told me. Crazy shit.

 

[isegrim314]

I know a guy that wants that and is serious about it. He is following Noahide laws lmao. He does not tell me anything, but his friend is my best friend and he told me. Crazy shit.

The jews definitely follow all of this to a tee

 

[foxinthesnow]

I know a guy that wants that and is serious about it. He is following Noahide laws lmao. He does not tell me anything, but his friend is my best friend and he told me. Crazy shit.

don’t Noahides think Jews are racially superior and shit
how are you that cucked to follow a religion that thinks your people are cattle

 

[Panzram]

don’t Noahides think Jews are racially superior and shit
how are you that cucked to follow a religion that thinks your people are cattle

yea and I dont fucking understand, I cant think of a more repulsive people or religion than jews