how do i become hedge fund manager

[Deleted member 27746]

how?

 

[Iasacrko]

Suck dick

 

[trumpwillwin]

be white, learn dad jokes, treat everyone who is not immediate family or white/rich like shit and youre about 90% there

 

[Deleted member 27746]

be white, learn dad jokes, treat everyone who is not immediate family or white/rich like shit and youre about 90% there

i pretty much already do this

 

[Deleted member 27746]

be white, learn dad jokes, treat everyone who is not immediate family or white/rich like shit and youre about 90% there

except the dad jokes

 

[trumpwillwin]

i pretty much already do this

lmao youre a fucking son of a bitch for having the last quality.

treat non-rich, non white people like shit?

watch you start poor for the rest of your cucked miserable life

 

[thereallegend]

Don’t be antisemitic

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

Study at Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Princeton, Oxbridge or LSE

 

[chrisN]

Convert to judaism

 

[Alexanderr]

how?

Be an overachiever, attend a prestigious college, build connections, be a workaholic that works his way up the corporate ladder, mingle with the right people and with some luck you'll be there in a decade or two.

You'll either love it or realize you've been climbing up the wrong ladder.