how do i change my eye color and be NT when asked about it

[kysmog]

what are some good excuses after getting color contacts that don’t make me look like a retard? Currently have light brown eyes but going to order very faded green color (best i can describe them as) contacts so the difference isn’t going to be major but will be noticeable.

 

[kysmog]

what are some good excuses after getting color contacts that don’t make me look like a retard? Currently have light brown eyes but going to order very faded green color (best i can describe them as) contacts so the difference isn’t going to be major but will be noticeable.

my first thought was to tell people i needed contacts for eyesight and got the option of colors.

 

[Disrupted Gene]

Just say the sun lightened them

 

[Edgarpill]

just say you need it for eyesight to the people you already know

 

[puffer234234]

what are some good excuses after getting color contacts that don’t make me look like a retard? Currently have light brown eyes but going to order very faded green color (best i can describe them as) contacts so the difference isn’t going to be major but will be noticeable.

a faded green colour aint allat I got that and it's not really noticable unless I'm in the sun :/

 

[kysmog]

just say you need it for eyesight to the people you already know

that’s my plan

 

[HorseMan7]

what are some good excuses after getting color contacts that don’t make me look like a retard? Currently have light brown eyes but going to order very faded green color (best i can describe them as) contacts so the difference isn’t going to be major but will be noticeable.

What's wrong with brown eyes? Color contacts are retarded
-blue eyed chad

 

[kysmog]

What's wrong with brown eyes? Color contacts are retarded
-blue eyed chad

brutal

 

[HorseMan7]

brutal

I wasn't being ironic, I'm serious.

 

[kysmog]

I wasn't being ironic, I'm serious.

well, if you insist, i just plan on slightly brightening my eye color along with hair darkening to help my color contrast

 

[kysmog]

well, if you insist, i just plan on slightly brightening my eye color along with hair darkening to help my color contrast

not gonna be a retard and dye my hair jet back and get bright blue contacts or anything, just small improvements to put the icing on the cake for my looks

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Larp Horners Syndrome

 

[kysmog]

Larp Horners Syndrome

ngl i look like i have this cuz one of my eyelids droops down from a upper eyelid injury i had before

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

ngl i look like i have this cuz one of my eyelids droops down from a upper eyelid injury i had before

Works perfectly then

 

[kysmog]

Works perfectly then

you’re smart