How do I convince my cleaning lady to practice sex with me ?

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Title , she is heavy with a big ass and kinda ugly MILF but I’m scared I’ll mess up sex with foids my age soooo I wanna practice with her. It will be good practice I will just imagine she is a jb of my age

I’m broke rn for escorts
 
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pua hate slut hate lookism
 
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This is a copy pasta right? Jfl
 
bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!
 
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bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!
Thanks , what if she tells my parents ?
 
say hi how long until your shifts over
 
I know until what time her shifts over
 
There was a dude i knew who offered his cleaning lady his phone in exchange for licking her pussy
He got severely sick for a week
 
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There was a dude i knew who offered his cleaning lady his phone in exchange for licking her pussy
He got severely sick for a week
Dude I’m scared but I gotta practice sex

And why his phone ?
 
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Dude I’m scared but I gotta practice sex

And why his phone ?
It's Morocco and she's old bro most technology they experienced was black and white TV after 6PM
 
It's Morocco and she's old bro most technology they experienced was black and white TV after 6PM
She wanted to play with his phone ?
 
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She caught me masturbating but she quickly went away
let her keep catching u , make it a normal thing, let her catch u while ur changing. but only if ur hung
 
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Title , she is heavy with a big ass and kinda ugly MILF but I’m scared I’ll mess up sex with foids my age soooo I wanna practice with her. It will be good practice I will just imagine she is a jb of my age

I’m broke rn for escorts
Just ask her out or smth

Dont listen to retards on here but i cant tell if this thread is a joke
 
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Just ask her out or smth

Dont listen to retards on here but i cant tell if this thread is a joke
She is like 50 or even older I don’t wanna be seen with her in public
 
She is like 50 or even older I don’t wanna be seen with her in public
Take a pic of her

But who gives a fuck? Ppl would think you’re her son
 
No dude idk her language
Bro honestly ur not gonna fuck her idk what ur goal is

You have 2 options

1. Ask her out using google translate or smth

2. Be upfront and just say you wanna practice sex
 
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Bro honestly ur not gonna fuck her idk what ur goal is

You have 2 options

1. Ask her out using google translate or smth

2. Be upfront and just say you wanna practice sex
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Can I rap. E her and blame it on her I’m under the age of consent
 
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Thanks , what if she tells my parents ?
Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her
 
Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her
How’s that possible
 
Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her
(???

WHY ARE TOU TELLING HIM TO RAPE HIS FUCKING CLEANING LADY
 
Are you a foid ?
@Michael Myers @mathis @NoseProphecy @Xangsane
JFL THIS GUY IS ASKING IF IM A WOMAN CAUSE I’M TELLING HIM NOT TO RAPE HIS CLEANING MAID

bro please tell me you’re joking, what country r u in
 
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bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!
See, this is why you are no longer a mod.
 
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@Michael Myers @mathis @NoseProphecy @Xangsane
JFL THIS GUY IS ASKING IF IM A WOMAN CAUSE I’M TELLING HIM NOT TO RAPE HIS CLEANING MAID

bro please tell me you’re joking, what country r u in
It’s not rape it’s practice
 
So ask her out for the practice?

Or, just fucking be upfront and ask her to fuck
I will do it on video , nobody will come close to my inhibitiOn levels
 

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