how do i convince my friend to convert to judaism?

[Looks over NT]

as an ashkenazi jew, judaism has brought me nothing but happiness and success. at my bar mitzvah, a harem of jewish girls sucked my dick and took turns riding me while i was sipping on grape juice in a champagne class. a famous jewish model actually came to my house and pretended to be my sister for a day and even let me fuck her and shit. being jewish is so cool

 

[Dhoriscol]

Tell him to read Sanhedrin 59a

 

[Saint NWG I]

as an ashkenazi jew, judaism has brought me nothing but happiness and success. at my bar mitzvah, a harem of jewish girls sucked my dick and took turns riding me while i was sipping on grape juice in a champagne class. a famous jewish model actually came to my house and pretended to be my sister for a day and even let me fuck her and shit. being jewish is so cool

God rewards those who sell their souls jfl what a joke. God talks some bs about being good and following rules then rewards niggas for kikemaxxing hahaha

 

[hollowlight]

as an ashkenazi jew, judaism has brought me nothing but happiness and success. at my bar mitzvah, a harem of jewish girls sucked my dick and took turns riding me while i was sipping on grape juice in a champagne class. a famous jewish model actually came to my house and pretended to be my sister for a day and even let me fuck her and shit. being jewish is so cool

the jewish girls and model are minors under the age of 9 btw