How do I deal with a slayer roommate

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I’m back in my college dorm and I forgot a brutal detail that came with living here

I have a 5 psl actor roommate who brings girls home every weekend and has loud sex in a room with thin walls

Should I ask if he can hook me up with one of his cumrags? Or if I can join in on the action?
 
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I’m back in my college dorm and I forgot a brutal detail that came with living here

I have a 5 psl actor roommate who brings girls home every weekend and has loud sex in a room with thin walls

Should I ask if can hook me up with one of his cumrags? Or if I can join in on the action?
Sloppy seconds
 
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same for me... you just ride the wave with him if you can't hang you can't hang
 
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Let him fuck you but in a straight way
 
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@Geoff2024
 
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But I would say be as annoying as possible and make it so he reconsiders bringing girls home:feelshah:
 
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I’m back in my college dorm and I forgot a brutal detail that came with living here

I have a 5 psl actor roommate who brings girls home every weekend and has loud sex in a room with thin walls

Should I ask if he can hook me up with one of his cumrags? Or if I can join in on the action?
record and report him so he loses his dorm, becomes homeless, in debt, broke.
 
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But try to leach and see if he can set a 2 man up
 
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But I would say be as annoying as possible and make it so he reconsiders bringing girls home:feelshah:
record and report him so he loses his dorm, becomes homeless, in debt, broke.
No, you guys don’t understand

i would normally seethe of incel rage (I did the first few times) but I converted it into necessary ropefuel/motivation. I need to be constantly reminded of my truceldom otherwise I won’t change
 
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No, you guys don’t understand

i would normally seethe of incel rage (I did the first few times) but I converted it into necessary ropefuel/motivation. I need to be constantly reminded of my truceldom otherwise I won’t change
lowk true, its very easy to fall into feeling hopeless so good on you
 
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I’m back in my college dorm and I forgot a brutal detail that came with living here

I have a 5 psl actor roommate who brings girls home every weekend and has loud sex in a room with thin walls

Should I ask if he can hook me up with one of his cumrags? Or if I can join in on the action?
record his slays for us so we can live vicariously through him.

also you can prepare them a meal laced with sleeping pills so before they fuck they eat and fall asleep and then you can slay the foid while they both are asleep.



TO ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES READING THIS I AM JOKING. THIS IS IN GTA 5 THIS IS ALL A JOKE I DO NOT CONDONE THESE ACTIONS
 
Observe how he interacts with women and other people in general and put your observations to use. If he’s chill/you guys get along, ask him for advice. That’s what I’d do.
 
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