How do I fuck my friends mom?

[Canwefixit]

Serious. We are degeneratemaxxing here. My mates mom is hot and I wanna fuck her:

 

[Kawar0]

milfmaxxing

 

[ducksoover]

she does not want that, dont even try

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

not worth the risk unless she's legit stacylite+

if you think you can pull one try different milfs, preferably ones you don't know, there'll probably be way more attractive ones anyway

 

[Canwefixit]

she does not want that, dont even try

Ty man. Its disappointing but true tbh

 

[why not me?]

Make a kid from her accidentally so you can ruin that bitch life if she does

 

[Canwefixit]

not worth the risk unless she's legit stacylite+

if you think you can pull one try different milfs, preferably ones you don't know, there'll probably be way more attractive ones anyway

Yeah not knowing the chick game is better. But saying this is the only option, could this go well? Is there a way of pulling this shit off?

 

[Canwefixit]

Make a kid from her accidentally so you can ruin that bitch life if she does

Goals, her current kids are grown so she would have to focus on me. I wanna creampie her

 

[IHATEINDIANS]

Yeah not knowing the chick game is better. But saying this is the only option, could this go well? Is there a way of pulling this shit off?

don't make any advances yourself until it's obvious, make sure you look for hints but don't try to stretch the definition of everything she says to make yourself think it's a hint

don't stop her tho, act interested if she asks if you wanna come over or anything, but let her make the main advances

 

[Canwefixit]

don't make any advances yourself until it's obvious, make sure you look for hints but don't try to stretch the definition of everything she says to make yourself think it's a hint

don't stop her tho, act interested if she asks if you wanna come over or anything, but let her make the main advances

Good plan, its a tough situation here because any interest from either party is usually held back due to word getting out.

Unfortunately she has her morals and thirsty men to her advantage. So it will be very difficult for me. It’s such a tough game but milfMaxxing does happen so I am interested if users here have done so

 

[Canwefixit]

Bump I really wanna fuck her

 

[stevielake]

You challenger to a game of twister, put yourself in position so your nose is facing her ass and sniff the fuck out of it. She notices your boner and presses your nose deeper into her ass.

 

[Canwefixit]

You challenger to a game of twister, put yourself in position so your nose is facing her ass and sniff the fuck out of it. She notices your boner and presses your nose deeper into her ass.

Ironically this actually works with foids.

So on a real, displaying sexual attraction is the best way in this situation. Because I can imagine these milfs don’t think it’s anything serious or they feel too shy due to rejection and people finding out?

 

[foxinthesnow]

holy high inhib just ask her

 

[Brus Wane]

The fact that you (might end up) plowing a nigga's momma is probably better than the sex act itself

He and his dad probably gotta do whatever you want at that point

This paige chick you didn't censor out probably gotta fuck you too

 

[Canwefixit]

holy high inhib just ask her

This how this shit works?

 

[Canwefixit]

The fact that you (might end up) plowing a nigga's momma is probably better than the sex act itself

He and his dad probably gotta do whatever you want at that point

This paige chick you didn't censor out probably gotta fuck you too

If only life was built this way

 

[Brus Wane]

If only life was built this way

You live in california or some degen place?

 

[Canwefixit]

You live in california or some degen place?

London so hard mode

 

[Corleone]

na, bro, don't. This ain't it, she is talking to you about her husband's? shit bag, and your families seem to be close. You can't do that.

I was thinking about a scenario when you could be alone with her, like eyeing her down at the party, and then "forgetting something" at her place that you could come pick up sometime later.

Or, you could pretend to get drunk at the party and "mistakenly" bump into her chest or butt, and then text her the following evening that you're sorry and escalate from there.

 

[Canwefixit]

na, bro, don't. This ain't it, she is talking to you about her husband's? shit bag, and your families seem to be close. You can't do that.

I was thinking about a scenario when you could be alone with her, like eyeing her down at the party, and then "forgetting something" at her place that you could come pick up sometime later.

Or, you could pretend to get drunk at the party and "mistakenly" bump into her chest or butt, and then text her the following evening that you're sorry and escalate from there.

Yeah thats it man, the only thing stopping me from degenatemaxxing is the families. Thats why I haven’t done anything. But you do hear of these things happening, however the guy must be a chad. Dignity is a lot more important than a slay tbh. I also doubt this would happen and if I did try, she would reject me. Who knows if she would tell anyone or keep it a secret. This chick is a mega landwhale

 

[Corleone]

Who knows if she would tell anyone or keep it a secret.

I doubt she'd tell anyone. She'd put it off as a young guy being horny and shooting his shot, without gossiping about it.

This chick is a mega landwhale

My mates mom is hot

bro, you said she's hot.

 

[Canwefixit]

I doubt she'd tell anyone. She'd put it off as a young guy being horny and shooting his shot, without gossiping about it.


bro, you said she's hot.

Ahhh okay very lucky she wouldn’t likely tell anyone. But also bad news she wouldn’t be down.

This mega landwhale is hot. She is like 5’0, 450lbs, white

 

[asdvek]

Make a kid from her accidentally so you can ruin that bitch life if she does

It would ruin his life too retard

 

[archie_tucker]

Serious. We are degeneratemaxxing here. My mates mom is hot and I wanna fuck her:

follow her home at night