how do i fuck this girl?

[parkergleas00]

we both have strict parents and im 15 so how can we get the chance to fuck?

 

[ollieb1500]

asking a bunch of incels isn’t the best idea they’re gonna suggest you do it in a bush

 

[parkergleas00]

asking a bunch of incels isn’t the best idea they’re gonna suggest you do it in a bush

i got nobody else to ask all my friends got cars

 

[alprazolam11mg]

we both have strict parents and im 15 so how can we get the chance to fuck?

reserve a room

 

[parkergleas00]

reserve a room

wym reserve a room

 

[RXnd]

Begmaxx someone to let you use their car as a bang bus.

 

[alprazolam11mg]

wym reserve a room

hotel

 

[Suns9999]

hotel

fucking retard really said “wym reserve a room”

 

[parkergleas00]

hotel

have to be 18 in ny to get one

 

[alprazolam11mg]

have to be 18 in ny to get one

just go on some shit places withj 1-2 stars and try to talk to them, they are starving money and wont gaf

 

[Lefty Rankin]

asking a bunch of incels isn’t the best idea they’re gonna suggest you do it in a bush

Why not do it in a bush?

 

[alprazolam11mg]

Why not do it in a bush?

we are not on fortnite nigga

 

[ebando]

ask a friend to let them chill in their car

 

[Zone7411]

go on a hiking trail and find a secluded area where no one goes

 

[hoping to improve]

we both have strict parents and im 15 so how can we get the chance to fuck?

go somewhere like to a friends house

 

[h111]

Since youre in new york, i would assume theres no good private places to go. I have the same issue with my girlfriend, we live in san francisco so its the same situation as ny

Id recommend going to the most private place possible (even though its still kinda risky) and just get a handjob or head if possible but even that can get iffy

 

[Underdog9494]

School toilet

 

[h111]

School toilet

No, youll get caught and be the laughingstock of the school

 

[Underdog9494]

No, youll get caught and be the laughingstock of the school

Store changing room

 

[h111]

Store changing room

Only if the store is understaffed that day, most likely they will catch you trying to be sneaky

 

[Underdog9494]

Only if the store is understaffed that day, most likely they will catch you trying to be sneaky

Idk dude just rent an airbnb

 

[h111]

Idk dude just rent an airbnb

Need to be 18+ with verification to do that

 

[Underdog9494]

Need to be 18+ with verification to do that

Fullz

 

[h111]

Fullz

Lmfao this guy really needs to go to the dark web just to fuck his gf this is crazy

 

[Underdog9494]

Lmfao this guy really needs to go to the dark web just to fuck his gf this is crazy

Nigga you can easily get them on the clear net, or just have an 18+ friend

 

[Lefty Rankin]

we are not on fortnite nigga

Well I'm from the 80's and graduated highschool in the early 2000's, before Fortnite existed and fucking outside was American teenagers' #2 past time after making fun of retards.

 

[Esky1911]

E-sex probably. JFL idk maybe just right timing, try saying you wanna go to gym. And your parents might allow you, so you'll have alone time where you can run

 

[Esky1911]

have to be 18 in ny to get one

Wtf! New york

 

[Esky1911]

How tf u don't know how to talk to women

 

[alprazolam11mg]

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How tf u don't know how to talk to women

nigga asked how to talk with her yesterday and now they already fucking, mini chad here

 

[Esky1911]

nigga asked how to talk with her yesterday and now they already fucking, mini chad here

Wtf, I thought he posted it today.

Mirin tbh. When I was 15, was crying to my oneitis

 

[alprazolam11mg]

Wtf, I thought he posted it today.

Mirin tbh. When I was 15, was crying to my oneitis

when i was 15 i was 5'5x225 lbs and i was getting bullied by foids, brutal

 

[parkergleas00]

View attachment 3417159

How tf u don't know how to talk to women

can talk to everybody else but her

 

[parkergleas00]

Wtf, I thought he posted it today.

Mirin tbh. When I was 15, was crying to my oneitis

advance a lil quick bro trust the process

 

[aloooeJIEEES]

we both have strict parents and im 15 so how can we get the chance to fuck?

I can promote my room, my parents are often at work so u can do it at my place, but I will record the process
Sounds fair ngl

 

[parkergleas00]

I can promote my room, my parents are often at work so u can do it at my place, but I will record the process
Sounds fair ngl

ok thanks bro win win scenario

 

[LKSMAXPerson]

Unintentionally funniest thread I’ve seen today

 

[AscensionMan98]

we both have strict parents and im 15 so how can we get the chance to fuck?

Motel room, you can get one for 50-80$. If you don't have that money then do some part time job in the summer or part time if you really want to clap her cheeks.

Remember to breed max and nut deep inside the jb pussy. Birth rats are falling so you need to do your part to save the world.

 

[lookingforward]

Car gonna be ur best bet or one ur best friends house when their parents are gone, that’s how I did it lmao