how do I get away with murder?

[Jiaxi]

hypothetically how would I get away with killing a group of Slavic men, a black dude who keeps trying shoot me, a guy at my school who keeps mocking my friends death, and anyone who harms me in the future?

 

[Super Gooner]

Murder yourself

 

[Jiaxi]

Murder yourself

holy shit I hadn’t thought of this

 

[Jiaxi]

bump

 

[Jiaxi]

bump

 

[BimaxLaser]

Stage a robbery gone wrong in a semi public place. Have an alibi