How do i get in contact with me old crush without bein weird

[Deleted member 31457]

its bin ages

 

[Deleted member 31457]

need an excuse i think

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tell her you want to fuck her shithole and rearrange her guts

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Tell her you want to fuck her shithole and rearrange her guts

maby

 

[Deleted member 65981]

 

[Deleted member 43029]

its bin ages

It’s kind of corny but like a “I saw this and it made me think of you”

 

[Deleted member 43029]

It’s kind of corny but like a “I saw this and it made me think of you”

“Hey! Been a while”

 

[Deleted member 43029]

“err I think my sigma function broke and I ended up in your dms ”

 

[Teddo23]

If you looked good enough, she would already have contacted you

 

[Deleted member 31457]

“err I think my sigma function broke and I ended up in your dms ”

This is the one.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

If you looked good enough, she would already have contacted you

I know but I got no other options no harm in tryin

 

[Deleted member 43029]

I know but I got no other options no harm in tryin

Your actually the realest, she doesn’t reply so what, like what do you lose

 

[Gonthar]

its bin ages

Write more info about her like how old is she, where is she working, where does she hang out, what are her hobbies, etc.

 

[Teddo23]

I know but I got no other options no harm in tryin

Doesn't matter what you type, if she finds you attractive she will continue chatting with you, if she doesn't she will say some shitty excuse or act dry, so just regular hi or some shit

 

[Deleted member 31457]

“err I think my sigma function broke and I ended up in your dms ”

 

[L13]

its bin ages

Bad bad idea but like just be straight up that you thought she was hot. Being straight up is the only way I have ever gotten results. Your gonna be friend zoned if you dont

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Write more info about her like how old is she, where is she working, where does she hang out, what are her hobbies, etc.

Sure mate

Street 19 Cannon St
City/Town Dover
State/Province/Region Kent
Zip/Postal Code CT16 1BZ
Phone Number 01304 205030
Country United Kingdom
Latitude 51.125803
Longitude 1.312547

 

[Gonthar]

Sure mate

Street 19 Cannon St
City/Town Dover
State/Province/Region Kent
Zip/Postal Code CT16 1BZ
Phone Number 01304 205030
Country United Kingdom
Latitude 51.125803
Longitude 1.312547

What's this?

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Bad bad idea but like just be straight up that you thought she was hot. Being straight up is the only way I have ever gotten results. Your gonna be friend zoned if you dont

I can take being friend zoned. If she wanna be with me then she'll make the effort I ain't no jester

 

[Deleted member 31457]

What's this?

Me taking this piss out of you asking for a ton of information. Address is randomly generated ofc

 

[L13]

I can take being friend zoned. If she wanna be with me then she'll make the effort I ain't no jester

In my opinion it’s more jester to try to start up a conversation like you are trying rather than just send her a message like “hey I always thought you were hot let’s get coffee sometime”

 

[Deleted member 31457]

In my opinion it’s more jester to try to start up a conversation like you are trying rather than just send her a message like “hey I always thought you were hot let’s get coffee sometime”

I don't drink coffee

 

[L13]

Holy shit you are autistic. You realize you can substitute this with any date idea

I don't drink coffee

 

[Gonthar]

Me taking this piss out of you asking for a ton of information. Address is randomly generated ofc

Then how exactly are you supposed to get good advice if you don't reveal some info about her...
It's one thing if she works in a corporation for example, and it would be weird to just show up there for no reason and talk to her and another thing if she works in a public place like a restaurant, bar, gym, etc. where it won't be unusual if you happen to come there, bump into her, get a chance to talk and try your luck again with her.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Holy shit you are autistic. You realize you can substitute this with any date idea

I don't substitute ideas

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Then how exactly are you supposed to get good advice if you don't reveal some info about her...
It's one thing if she works in a corporation for example, and it would be weird to just show up there for no reason and talk to her and another thing if she works in a public place like a restaurant, bar, gym, etc. where it won't be unusual if you happen to come there, bump into her, get a chance to talk and try your luck again with her.

I fantasize about bumping into her whenever I see someone who looks like her I think it's her

 

[Gonthar]

I fantasize about bumping into her whenever I see someone who looks like her I think it's her

Well this can become reality, if you would visit her at her workplace or somewhere where she hangs out frequently...Give us more info...

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Then how exactly are you supposed to get good advice if you don't reveal some info about her...
It's one thing if she works in a corporation for example, and it would be weird to just show up there for no reason and talk to her and another thing if she works in a public place like a restaurant, bar, gym, etc. where it won't be unusual if you happen to come there, bump into her, get a chance to talk and try your luck again with her.

She so fucken ugly as well. I can say that I biochemically fell in love with her despite this I couldn't stop thinking about her and was so addicted to interacting with her

Like it don't get uglier than this. I honestly thought we were looksmatched if not I must be a fucking monster like cmon bro. We the exact same person on the inside ahhh fuck sake man I wish I could just bump into her or somethn

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Well this can become reality, if you would visit her at her workplace or somewhere where she hangs out frequently...Give us more info...

This is what I mean when I say u be normal sometimes and then ignorable. I wish you could schedule ignores cuz I wanna ignore you rn but then I could miss out on learning something interesting from you in the future when you turn back to normal

 

[Gonthar]

This is what I mean when I say u be normal sometimes and then ignorable. I wish you could schedule ignores cuz I wanna ignore you rn but then I could miss out on learning something interesting from you in the future when you turn back to normal

I am normal.

 

[Deleted member 31457]

I am normal.

I disagree.

 

[Deleted member 43029]

Sure mate

Street 19 Cannon St
City/Town Dover
State/Province/Region Kent
Zip/Postal Code CT16 1BZ
Phone Number 01304 205030
Country United Kingdom
Latitude 51.125803
Longitude 1.312547

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