How do I get into farming?

[janoycresva]

I'd like to own something like a sheep farm in Iceland, maybe a ranch in Montanna. Anyways, how do I do this?

 

[Deleted member 1560]

Step 1 :- ask in an boderline incel forum
Step 2 :- regret the action and kys

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

buy some land and plant shit in the ground
buy animals an breed them

 

[Deleted member 2352]

First plant seeds
Then buy sheeps.
Then buy a fence for those sheep
And then wait and repeat

 

[janoycresva]

buy some land and plant shit in the ground
buy animals an breed them

First plant seeds
Then buy sheeps.
Then buy a fence for those sheep
And then wait and repeat

solid advice, thanks boys

 

[Deleted member 1560]

solid advice, thanks boys

Caged

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

give up enjoying yourself and having fun with shit liek shopping malls, fast internet, fast food, nearby public transport

buy land

buy seeds

buy tractor

plant seeds

wait

harvest seeds with tractor

sell crops

buy animals

have sex with animals (can also film it and sell it online)

shear/kill/take eggs from animals

sell them

(not very much) profit

 

[Deleted member 1464]

goer

 

[StolenDays]

You want to make money with it? Feed yourself?

Big or small?

Location matters also.

The biggest problems will be the maintenance of animals and the state/law

 

[Dogs]

 

[Gazzamogga]

do the fairy tales part 1 quest

 

[Deleted member 534]

Caged

 

[janoycresva]

You want to make money with it? Feed yourself?

Big or small?

Location matters also.

The biggest problems will be the maintenance of animals and the state/law

ideally, i'd like to make money with it, pretty small tho. like selling high quality sheep wool. i'd wanna put love into my craft.

 

[StolenDays]

ideally, i'd like to make money with it, pretty small tho. like selling high quality sheep wool. i'd wanna put love into my craft.

Will go to bed now tbh

You ever encountered typical farm animals? ESP. Sheep?

 

[janoycresva]

Will go to bed now tbh

You ever encountered typical farm animals? ESP. Sheep?

a few pigs when i was younger tbh

 

[dadfa]

Farming is a very difficult lifesytyle. The pay is very little and it's a very long day which involves waking up very early every morning 7 days a week. It also involves smelling bad throughout the day too.

 

[Deleted member 773]

break some grass, get the seeds

make a hoe

get a water bucket and till the land no more than 8 blocks away from the source block...

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Just get up at 4am and farm 13 hours a day 7 days a week in montana theory

 

[Luke LLL]

OP I believe in you, you're in my prayers.

 

[janoycresva]

OP I believe in you, you're in my prayers.

Thanks brother I appreciate the kind words

 

[Tony]

Thanks brother I appreciate the kind words

good luck brother. me and @cocainecowboy will visit to join ur farm when ur up and running it

 

[Bewusst]

Wuhan 2.0 with lots of diversity

 

[Slayerino]

buy some land and plant shit in the ground
buy animals an breed them

For OP: buy animals an breed with them

 

[Deleted member 39]

Just get up at 4am and farm 13 hours a day 7 days a week in montana theory

It's a good cope for incels. Making money while being in nature with no person in sight sounds like heaven doesn't it.

 

[janoycresva]

It's a good cope for incels. Making money while being in nature with no person in sight sounds like heaven doesn't it.

It does tbh

 

[Redrighthand]

I thought you were talking about dns poisoning

 

[Deleted member 1680]

1. Hoe the ground next to some water.
2. Plant some seeds
3. Wait for them to grow into wheat, or use bonemeal to speed process
4. Use wheat to lure cows into fenced area
5. Feed cows the wheat, so they mate and produce offspring.
6. Wait for calf to grow up and breed it with parents
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6
8. kill some of the cows to get Xp
9. Voila

 

[Chadelite]

thanks for the looksmaxing advice

 

[Deleted member 3612]

farmers don't make money, and that is saying a lot considering most of them inherit a lot of their land

 

[ThisLifeKillsMe]

Well first you need to select a race of foids to breed.

You need a shackle and straw. You need to feed them and have a TV running with some foid shit.

Of course you need to breed them too

 

[StolenDays]

a few pigs when i was younger tbh

I have a farm (my parents technically)

It is not fun at all
THere are few nice moments, but mostly it is shit, literally
and there are some times, where there is death and withering, for example when an illness goes around or the seasons play crazy again

That is depressing also, because no one talks about the disposal of animal corpses, or a mercy shot, or see the animals whiz away

And there is also the Gov and their officials or the Organization you sell your products to, which are very hard to you and want to fuck you from both sides all the time

In Germany you can easily lose and not be eligible to the "Prämien" anymore (money from the state for the farmers), if you dont follow certain rules and norms, but that is rarely the case

You shouldnt do it for the money, do it as a hobby or "side income", but it is high effort

 

[Deleted member 6164]

Step 1. Have the horses in the back
If you can’t make it past step 1 you’re not going anywhere

 

[Deleted member 3612]

Step 1. Have the horses in the back
If you can’t make it past step 1 you’re not going anywhere

 

[janoycresva]

1. Hoe the ground next to some water.
2. Plant some seeds
3. Wait for them to grow into wheat, or use bonemeal to speed process
4. Use wheat to lure cows into fenced area
5. Feed cows the wheat, so they mate and produce offspring.
6. Wait for calf to grow up and breed it with parents
7. Repeat steps 5 and 6
8. kill some of the cows to get Xp
9. Voila

who's cows would i be luring?

I have a farm (my parents technically)

It is not fun at all
THere are few nice moments, but mostly it is shit, literally
and there are some times, where there is death and withering, for example when an illness goes around or the seasons play crazy again

That is depressing also, because no one talks about the disposal of animal corpses, or a mercy shot, or see the animals whiz away

And there is also the Gov and their officials or the Organization you sell your products to, which are very hard to you and want to fuck you from both sides all the time

In Germany you can easily lose and not be eligible to the "Prämien" anymore (money from the state for the farmers), if you dont follow certain rules and norms, but that is rarely the case

You shouldnt do it for the money, do it as a hobby or "side income", but it is high effort

very good perspective and advice, thank you. so just a small operation on the side most likely.

 

[Patient A]

give up enjoying yourself and having fun with shit liek shopping malls, fast internet, fast food, nearby public transport

buy land

buy seeds

buy tractor

plant seeds

wait

harvest seeds with tractor

sell crops

buy animals

have sex with animals (can also film it and sell it online)

shear/kill/take eggs from animals

sell them

(not very much) profit

 

[UnderCovrN0rmie]

buy animals

have sex with animals (can also film it and sell it online)

not like you have much else to do

 

[StolenDays]

who's cows would i be luring?

very good perspective and advice, thank you. so just a small operation on the side most likely.

start small and add the work you can handle over time

Easiest would be gardening and growing your own crops, can do this at home

A more easy method is:
You could become a Senner (You maintain the hood in the mountain of your boss and take care of everything (including animals))

idk about America, but in the Alps this is very usual, but you need to be qualified and it is strenous work also and not so good pay

 

[Gonthar]

I suggest becoming an urban farmer - grow hydroponic grass and mushrooms, you can start doing this even in a small apartment.