How do I get LAID!

[Arminus]

Man I just want to get laided just once it’s annoying meanwhile people on this forum brag about their life I just want a foid to Fuck

 

[donpuro]

fuck a hooker

 

[Arminus]

fuck a hooker

No I don’t want a disease

 

[fazehamster]

if you just wanna fuck you can pay for that, but it will never be the same as you and someone else doing it truly passionately.

 

[fazehamster]

No I don’t want a disease

red durex condoms!! feels like you dont have one on as well, as much as it can ig

 

[Arminus]

if you just wanna fuck you can pay for that, but it will never be the same as you and someone else doing it truly passionately.

It’s not fair honestly I just want a Foid who loves me yet I see guys in my class enjoying their life and bragging about the foid they fucked

 

[gymcelld]

Go to a bar or message the local whore

 

[Regular Doomer]

how old are you brotherman?

dating in 2026 is realyl really really shit, if you were not in youyr 20s 3 to 5 years ago you most likely won't find a good fuck or slighting decent relationship anymore

even chads are giving up

 

[Arminus]

Go to a bar or message the local whore

how old are you brotherman?

dating in 2026 is realyl really really shit, if you were not in youyr 20s 3 to 5 years ago you most likely won't find a good fuck or slighting decent relationship anymore

even chads are giving up

I am 18 years old yet people younger than me have had girlfriends and lost virginity by 16 it’s embarrassing it’s like they look down on me for being a virgin literally, I see people bragging

 

[fazehamster]

how old are you brotherman?

dating in 2026 is realyl really really shit, if you were not in youyr 20s 3 to 5 years ago you most likely won't find a good fuck or slighting decent relationship anymore

even chads are giving up

idk abt chads tho

 

[Arminus]

idk abt chads tho

It’s not fair honestly I have no genuine friends either I just want people to invite me out yet I get none I’m just a Loner Incel who’s phone is drier than a fucking desert

 

[Regular Doomer]

I am 18 years old yet people younger than me have had girlfriends and lost virginity by 16 it’s embarrassing it’s like they look down on me for being a virgin literally, I see people bragging

then chill out, you're just too young, most guys loses their virginity about 20 to 25yo

just some lucky chads have sex earlier

this is normal, way more normal than you might think, I lost mine at 20 and after that I slayed a lot of foids and have my fun even my teenager love

things will happen for you bro, just be a normal kid, shoot your shot and do your thing, trial and error is part of the process but do not get desincourage, most guys are lying as well hahaha it happens a lot

 

[Scandinavianincel]

Man I just want to get laided just once it’s annoying meanwhile people on this forum brag about their life I just want a foid to Fuck

conversation skills, looks, height, SMV. Probably dont need all of these tho, im sure your time will come, i wouldn't stress about it

 

[Arminus]

then chill out, you're just too young, most guys loses their virginity about 20 to 25yo

just some lucky chads have sex earlier

this is normal, way more normal than you might think, I lost mine at 20 and after that I slayed a lot of foids and have my fun even my teenager love

things will happen for you bro, just be a normal kid, shoot your shot and do your thing, trial and error is part of the process but do not get desincourage, most guys are lying as well hahaha it happens a lot

However I am from England and people who are 16 and getting laid and I’m 18 and never had a proper girlfriend

 

[Regular Doomer]

However I am from England and people who are 16 and getting laid and I’m 18 and never had a proper girlfriend

no bro, doesn't matter where you are from

stop with the bullshit, just relax and go out side

 

[Arminus]

conversation skills, looks, height, SMV. Probably dont need all of these tho, im sure your time will come, i wouldn't stress about it

My time wouldn’t come unfortunately looks wise I am looking at Lefort 1 surgery I am likely neurodivergent

 

[Arminus]

no bro, doesn't matter where you are from

stop with the bullshit, just relax and go out side

I go outside yet no one wants to chill with me they always talk at my work then never text or invite me out

 

[fazehamster]

It’s not fair honestly I have no genuine friends either I just want people to invite me out yet I get none I’m just a Loner Incel who’s phone is drier than a fucking desert

ill be ur friend

 

[Scandinavianincel]

My time wouldn’t come unfortunately looks wise I am looking at Lefort 1 surgery I am likely neurodivergent

I am also neurodivergent, you won't need surgery to get laid, you just need to learn the game.

 

[Regular Doomer]

I go outside yet no one wants to chill with me they always talk at my work then never text or invite me out

if you're not welcome there perhaps you're too closed or you just don't fit in that group, but there is a place for eveyone

you'll find your people, I know it is not easy at all for kids your age, specialy in this time, if even for me who knows what I am doing most of times, I imagine how hard it might be for you, good luck man!

 

[Scandinavianincel]

if you're not welcome there perhaps you're too closed or you just don't fit in that group, but there is a place for eveyone

you'll find your people, I know it is not easy at all for kids your age, specialy in this time, if even for me who knows what I am doing most of times, I imagine how hard it might be for you, good luck man!

this is what im talkin about right here. Positivity.

 

[Arminus]

I am also neurodivergent, you won't need surgery to get laid, you just need to learn the game.

if you're not welcome there perhaps you're too closed or you just don't fit in that group, but there is a place for eveyone

you'll find your people

I had my passport photo done and realised I look assymmetrical asf

 

[Viral Hog]

Anime girls are better

 

[Arminus]

Anime girls are better

Unfortunately anime girls don’t exist in real life

 

[Regular Doomer]

I had my passport photo done and realised I look assymmetrical asf

bro just chill, you're over reacting to be honest, you're just too young, 18 is a kid, specialy nowdays and specialy in the current dating nightmare scenario

go looksmax, obcess over gymceling and hanging out in parties with friends stuff like that, improve your aproach, be rejected and humiliated and don't care about it in the slightest, thats how life goes

I know dating in 2026 is hardcore mode ultra motherfucking bad, but there is no other way nonetheless if you wanna get a girl and stuff

 

[nobodylovesme]

No I don’t want a disease

They're more clean than you can find on Tinder, tbh.

Best bet is getting into a social-circle and acquiring a gf via proximity. As you know

 

[Arminus]

bro just chill, you're over reacting to be honest, you're just too young, 18 is a kid, specialy nowdays and specialy in the current dating nightmare scenario

go looksmax, obcess over gymceling and hanging out in parties with friends stuff like that, improve your aproach, be rejected and humiliated and don't care about it in the slightest, thats how life goes

I know dating in 2026 is hardcore mode ultra motherfucking bad, but there is no other way nonetheless if you wanna get a girl and stuff

Generally I don’t know what to do I’m thinking of Looksmaxxing and getting my hands on pharmaceuticals and hopefully a steroid to improve my overall face

 

[Scandinavianincel]

I had my passport photo done and realised I look assymmetrical asf

no one notices asymmetry in real life. people's brains unconsciously overlooks it and fills in the gap. + you are in constant movement in real life. Don't be so harsh on yourself!

 

[Arminus]

no one notices asymmetry in real life. people's brains unconsciously overlooks it and fills in the gap. + you are in constant movement in real life. Don't be so harsh on yourself!

Bro it’s brutal I generally can tell people don’t like me and think of me as subhuman

 

[Number1Greycel]

Are you in high school or university if so you can try to go to the club events but those honestly suck finding people in classes in the best strat

 

[Regular Doomer]

Generally I don’t know what to do I’m thinking of Looksmaxxing and getting my hands on pharmaceuticals and hopefully a steroid to improve my overall face

leanmaxing, gymceling, minoxidil + finasteride, Roaccutane if needed and you're good to go to be honest

 

[Scandinavianincel]

Bro it’s brutal I generally can tell people don’t like me and think of me as subhuman

do you have it hard mentally? If so you could always pm me so we could talk.

 

[Arminus]

Are you in high school or university if so you can try to go to the club events but those honestly suck finding people in classes in the best strat

basically in training I’m learning construction there’s Foids there too I see a ginger one who always smiles at me but I think she’s being friendly cause I’m a subhuman

 

[rraymond]

no one notices asymmetry in real life. people's brains unconsciously overlooks it and fills in the gap. + you are in constant movement in real life. Don't be so harsh on yourself!

humans are subconsciously attracted to symmetry and look for it in faces. obviously mild assymetry isnt going to make people see you as ugly but thats just a psychological fact, were strongly drawn to symmetry.

 

[Arminus]

leanmaxing, gymceling, minoxidil + finasteride, Roaccutane if needed and you're good to go to be honest

do you have it hard mentally? If so you could always pm me so we could talk.

I am mentally cooked I don’t feel happy my friends have gotten laid like 90% they show me their phones of their girlfriends in bed next to them JFL I wanted to kill myself

 

[Number1Greycel]

basically in training I’m learning construction there’s Foids there too I see a ginger one who always smiles at me but I think she’s being friendly cause I’m a subhuman

Yeah I do construction aswel but I didn’t go to school for it I’ve seen atleast 1000 people over 50 construction sites and have seen a girl working once

 

[Scandinavianincel]

humans are subconsciously attracted to symmetry and look for it in faces. obviously mild assymetry isnt going to make people see you as ugly but thats just a psychological fact, were strongly drawn to symmetry.

Ofc if you are extremely symmetrical, that would be easy to see and easy to get attracted to.

 

[Regular Doomer]

I am mentally cooked I don’t feel happy my friends have gotten laid like 90% they show me their phones of their girlfriends in bed next to them JFL I wanted to kill myself

AI is a hell of a thing

I used to be you when I was younger, people ven mock me for being a virgin and kissless incel, then things got better, some people are late bloomers as well

 

[Arminus]

Yeah I do construction aswel but I didn’t go to school for it I’ve seen atleast 1000 people over 50 construction sites and have seen a girl working once

It has Foids there who do something else

 

[Arminus]

AI is a hell of a thing

I used to be you when I was younger, people ven mock me for being a virgin and kissless incel, then things got better, some people are late bloomers as well

Generally don’t wanna exist anymore I think I’m a genuine subhuman who can’t get laid

 

[xzylecrey]

I am also neurodivergent,

 

[Number1Greycel]

They clean that’s all I’ve seen them do honestly

It has Foids there who do something else

 

[Regular Doomer]

Generally don’t wanna exist anymore I think I’m a genuine subhuman who can’t get laid

wow you're tgalking like a woman hahahaha obcessing over nothign... just chill

 

[Eidolon]

Use the secrets from the group chat

 

[Matthaiass]

Man I just want to get laided just once it’s annoying meanwhile people on this forum brag about their life I just want a foid to Fuck

Tinder 98% of people there are just to fuck, if you are very desperate just swipe right for a hour a day and at some point you will match with someone whos down. If shes mad ugly just get a mask or something and say thats you kink.

 

[BWCisLAW]

Man I just want to get laided just once it’s annoying meanwhile people on this forum brag about their life I just want a foid to Fuck

Just fuck an escort omg

 

[Arminus]

wow you're tgalking like a woman hahahaha obcessing over nothign... just chill

Nah just realised my looks are problematic asf and I been coping because I seen Foids laugh as they walk by

 

[Arminus]

Just fuck an escort omg

Why do I want a STDs and I want a HLTB - MTN

 

[BWCisLAW]

Why do I want a STDs and I want a HLTB - MTN

Well go get your ltb

You're whining about not being able to pull tho
There is no easier way to have sex than visiting an escort forum

 

[Arminus]

Well go get your ltb

You're whining about not being able to pull tho
There is no easier way to have sex than visiting an escort forum

Prostitution is illegal in my country Jfl even the government doesn’t want me to have sex