How do i get wet dreams

[mtn4evER]

Hello fags, i know this is another retard faggot thread but i need to know a way to get wet dreams i am a horny fuck with a feet kink. I dont touch myself to porn that shit is sad, i want to experience something more real, but not THE real thing and thats where wet dreams come in. I need to know, is there something i can do that with stiffen my jewish and short skinny dick during my sleep while i think of a sexy asian mtb dominating me?

 

[afroheadluke]

sleep with your chest/penis facing the mattress

now stay in that position with your head tilted sideways like how u would normally sleep

get into your feels aka get comfortable

now sleep until u officially pass out

and walah u get wet dream works like a charm for me

good luck brocel!

 

[Deleted member 106950]

Hello fags, i know this is another retard faggot thread but i need to know a way to get wet dreams i am a horny fuck with a feet kink. I dont touch myself to porn that shit is sad, i want to experience something more real, but not THE real thing and thats where wet dreams come in. I need to know, is there something i can do that with stiffen my jewish and short skinny dick during my sleep while i think of a sexy asian mtb dominating me?

fall asleep with a dildo stuck in your ass.
you will dream that you are being raped

 

[mtn4evER]

sleep with your chest/penis facing the mattress

now stay in that position with your head tilted sideways like how u would normally sleep

get into your feels aka get comfortable

now sleep until u officially pass out

and walah u get wet dream works like a charm for me

good luck brocel!

THANK YOU BROCEL WILL TRY

 

[mtn4evER]

fall asleep with a dildo stuck in your ass.

I may have a thing for pegging tbh.

 

[ey88]

Just eat a lot of sugar

 

[afroheadluke]

THANK YOU BROCEL WILL TRY

make sure u wear some waist/thigh tight underwear too bro

gets ur penis extra compact

 

[mtn4evER]

make sure u wear some waist/thigh tight underwear too bro

gets ur penis extra compact

I'll update you

 

[afroheadluke]

I'll update you

bet.

 

[Deleted member 106950]

Just eat a lot of sugar

No sugar make you anxious give you energy because the electrolits, sugar conntain electrolyts i think and that fuck up your cuckcadian circle and give yoy melanina the sex protein and then you cant sleep and you fap all night whit corn