how do i heal my broken bones quickly

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broke both my arms falling off of an electric scooter. left arm - radius and ulna, right arm - ulna. right arm got a cast for 3 weeks and left arm for 5. currently 2 weeks in. biology nerds / doctors GTFIH


how can i speed up the recovery process so i can get back to the gym asap (doctor said no gym for 5 months but i'm sure i can recover faster than the average unhealthy fat fuck)
 
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broke both my arms falling off of an electric scooter. left arm - radius and ulna, right arm - ulna. right arm got a cast for 3 weeks and left arm for 5. currently 2 weeks in. biology nerds / doctors GTFIH


how can i speed up the recovery process so i can get back to the gym asap (doctor said no gym for 5 months but i'm sure i can recover faster than the average unhealthy fat fuck)
high calcium intake. 1.5g a day, u dont want to risk hyper calciemia, plenty of sleep and get blood flow to broken area to make it recover faster
 
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Inject testosterone on your penis and do unilateral bicep curls while you are drinking raw ox milk
 
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u need help jerking off bro?
 
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heal
 
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broke both my arms falling off of an electric scooter. left arm - radius and ulna, right arm - ulna. right arm got a cast for 3 weeks and left arm for 5. currently 2 weeks in. biology nerds / doctors GTFIH


how can i speed up the recovery process so i can get back to the gym asap (doctor said no gym for 5 months but i'm sure i can recover faster than the average unhealthy fat fuck)
I wanna break my bones so I can get a free X ray to determine my growth plates :feelshah:
 
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I wanna break my bones so I can get a free X ray to determine my growth plates :feelshah:
haha i actually thought about doing that couple months back

honestly tho, you could just larp and say to the doctor that you have intense knee pain after "injuring yourself playing football" or something similar. just larp and be creative :Comfy:
 
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broke both my arms falling off of an electric scooter. left arm - radius and ulna, right arm - ulna. right arm got a cast for 3 weeks and left arm for 5. currently 2 weeks in. biology nerds / doctors GTFIH


how can i speed up the recovery process so i can get back to the gym asap (doctor said no gym for 5 months but i'm sure i can recover faster than the average unhealthy fat fuck)
Bcp157& tb500 from qsc on mesorx
 
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