How do I learn soccer as a beginner

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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
 
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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
idk its going to be very hard. i been playing since I was 4 and I clicked for me from the start. try training harder i guess
 
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Step #1 Rub you boyfriends crotch
Step #2 Unzip his pants
 
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idk its going to be very hard. i been playing since I was 4 and I clicked for me from the start. try training harder i guess
When my foot heals im going to try actual drills. I can’t even touch the ball to do anything without feeling like a paraplegic skipping around
 
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When my foot heals im going to try actual drills. I can’t even touch the ball to do anything without feeling like a paraplegic skipping around
try playing street matches with friends its easier to learn in hard to play envirnoments
 
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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
get a coach
 
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Juggle the ball a lot for controll and touch.

Watch some tutorials on how to dribble on youtube. Then learn the moves and freestyle dribble alone in fast pace in your yard like an autist

Pass the ball against a wall for some first touch.

Best practice is playing with other people, especially small games where you get to have the ball more
 
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football is one of them games that if u haven't been playing since u were like 4 and showing good talent when ur max 9 its over
 
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tuff pfp tho
 
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type how to kick balls
 
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Find someone who can coach you and try to play with others at the local park
 
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football is one of them games that if u haven't been playing since u were like 4 and showing good talent when ur max 9 its over
I’m getting that vibe the beginner resources are terrible. With any other sport there are how to’s from 0 but with soccer I’m seeing ‘drills’ and the tutorial videos are aimed towards toddlers
 
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I’m getting that vibe the beginner resources are terrible. With any other sport there are how to’s from 0 but with soccer I’m seeing ‘drills’ and the tutorial videos are aimed towards toddlers
yeah cus in Europe especially its huge like almost everyone did it as a kid and the privileged ones with parents that make them train a lot go pro football is rigged from the start
 
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yeah cus in Europe especially its huge like almost everyone did it as a kid and the privileged ones with parents that make them train a lot go pro football is rigged from the start
Talent Mogged by new deli slums children. Could’ve at least made me a soccer prodigy if I’m going to have sub 5 face.
 
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niggas be williingly play sport
 
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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
its genetics
 
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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
Partner passing, wall passing, touch practice with wall passing and high passing, juggling in free time, cone drills for ball control, practicing touching into space, ball control drills. Outside of actual practice, start watching games, and youtube videos on dribbling analysis and football iq. Start learning how to postion into space and how to find the best pass. Learn skill moves once you can function in a proper game by taking touches into space, passing before the ball is taken from you, having good enough ball distribution to make 7/10 passes, and properly mark another player and defend in 1v1 situations.
 
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I like juggling the ball. Didn’t play soccer tho. I can do 40ish ok juggles I just practiced during summer.
 
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my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
Nigga asking about sports in a incel looks-centered forum
 
my third time touching a soccer ball, practiced passing for like 30 minutes and couldn’t get it, then tried a game. I couldn’t pass, dribble, shoot the ball, missed every touch, could barely play defense I ended up falling over and landing on my toe and now I can’t walk and I’m waiting for it to heal. How do I actually learn to play.
You tryna get dick in your ass by this thread or what ??????
 
football is one of them games that if u haven't been playing since u were like 4 and showing good talent when ur max 9 its over
Is it bait or retardination 😹
 
Find a wall and kick the ball against it over and over again trying to do different things with your touch etc.
 
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