How do I lie to my Aunt?

[Hitlerstopguy05]

So I gotta order some pills but due to them being shipped from the US, they can only arrive in a big city so I need them shipped at a relatives house. She probably wouldn't accept if I tell her what the package contains so what bullshit product should I say I bought?

 

[Hitlerstopguy05]

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[Jacob Gorbei]

Niggas hate on me cause I’m a fat nigger

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Vitamin c

 

[Deleted member 140899]

Why would you order pills when you can just drink cow blood

 

[Abdullahm06]

clothes, skincare, games etc