How do I lose water weight and face bloateness real quick?

[incel_warrior]

I have a wedding (not mine) in two days, and I am bloated in the face. Even though I lost so much weight my face looks fat, not always, but when I bloat. I literally look like a chad with hollow cheeks when I flush water.

Is there a way to flush water in the next two days?

 

[thereallegend]

dandelion root, water, electrolyte drinks (w/ more potassium), eliminate carbs/sugar/sodium

 

[kokoszanel]

eat less carbs and less sodium,
fast 8 hours before wedding,
Don't take caffeine 4 hour beffore wedding, you will be ''tired'' and water after 4 hour will back doubled due to dehydrate ( caffeine dyhrates, its stimualts and body uses water to get rid of them )

 

[Deleted member 16673]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE SAME QUESTIONS????

JUST READ A BOTB GUIDE OR GET A PHARMA DIURETIC IF YOU'RE DESPERATE

 

[Deleted member 23359]

NO CARB AND DRINK SHIT TON OF WATER

AND INTENSE CARDIO EVERY MORNING